Scare the hell out of people

Started by Sanctuary9 pages

killaCali07_M: %%%%%% sick
123sweetiepie: cool 🙂
123sweetiepie: what happens? 🙂
killaCali07_M: same %%%%
killaCali07_M: eating throw up
killaCali07_M: what r u wearing

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haermm

Whoa.... Full Recovery herbeyes

Shit! I got banned again!

I told one of them that I was Chris Hansen! AND HE BELIEVED IT!

Damn. Everyone's non-pedophilic anymore.

Originally posted by Bloigen
1. Go to http://www.freechatnow.com/adults.html or something like that
2. Pick a name like babygurl13 or cutiepie94 (Make it start with a letter near the beginning of the alphabet)
3. Wait for pedos
4. Talk to pedos
5. DON'T SPAM THE MAIN CHAT! THAT WILL JUST GET YOU BANNED!
6. Use the FBI Copy Pasta
7. Post hilarious screen shots
8. ???
9. PROFIT!

FBI copy pasta is as follows:

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

If they don't reply, then say:

*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.


Originally posted by Sanctuary

oh before that happened he asked how old I was and I said 12, and he said he was 18.

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Holy sh*t I love you guys.

hysterical

😆 😂 😆 😂

<hotboy>: hey u horny?
<ballgrl>: yes
<hotboy>: wat dos your name meen??
<ballgrl>: i like ballz
<hotboy>: to suck them?
<ballgrl>: yes
<ballgrl>: how old are you?
<hotboy>: 23 u?
<ballgrl>: 17. that ok?
<hotboy>: hell yeh wen and were??
<ballgrl>: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
*hotboy has just logged off*

Dammit! I tried to do it on a private chat but I was banned. Did I do it to an administrator or something? It was going so perfect!

damm i got banned the second i put the first part in lol

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Dammit! I tried to do it on a private chat but I was banned. Did I do it to an administrator or something? It was going so perfect!

Happens to me all the time. A bunch of goody goodies tell that you're underaged.

God, this is funny. I don't know how to post these, but damn they're funny.

How come my computer roared at me? I'm serious, too.

lol

i did the same thing but he was 17 and he was lying then i did something stupid and asked to see his parent and then they said that they would report me for impersonating a fbi agent and that they would press charges then i said srry and then they said they wont press charges and that they would keep my ip address and watch me becuz she was some fbi agent also

Nicely punctuated.

Originally posted by Sanctuary

oh before that happened he asked how old I was and I said 12, and he said he was 18.

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Thats so wrong 😂

Originally posted by Adam8787
i did the same thing but he was 17 and he was lying then i did something stupid and asked to see his parent and then they said that they would report me for impersonating a fbi agent and that they would press charges then i said srry and then they said they wont press charges and that they would keep my ip address and watch me becuz she was some fbi agent also

Well done. 😐

Want to play a little game?

😂

herbnone