Originally posted by Kram3r
I'm more interested in how the marriage to the hot teacher is. mmm
It's really nice, except she has this total tendancy to freak out when I slam the oven door. My old oven closed differently, I would just push it up and it would softly close shut, but the oven we have now doesn't have that mechanism and I'm not used to that so it slams real hard and she hates it and yells at me for it. So, as long as I don't slam the oven door shut, everything's fine. 🙂
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's really nice, except she has this total tendancy to freak out when I slam the oven door. My old oven closed differently, I would just push it up and it would softly close shut, but the oven we have now doesn't have that mechanism and I'm not used to that so it slams real hard and she hates it and yells at me for it. So, as long as I don't slam the oven door shut, everything's fine. 🙂
Is "slamming the oven door" a metaphor for "she stopped putting out once she tasted the wedding cake and now I masturbate myself to sleep while crying"?