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Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

only one man could make crocs look cool, and thats chuck norris. but im not even sure he could make crocs and socks work 0-o

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
only one man could make crocs look cool, and thats chuck norris. but im not even sure he could make crocs and socks work 0-o

Chuck Norris wouldnt wear crocs... he'd melt them down and turn them into a gigantic model of himself

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

thats actually extremely similer to what i was thinking 0-o are you wearing purple mind reading socks?!

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
thats actually extremely similer to what i was thinking 0-o are you wearing purple mind reading socks?!

WTF... they werent there before i was drugged mmm

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

sh*t me too! i hate being drugged and having my socks replaced. happens every other saturday 😠

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
sh*t me too! i hate being drugged and having my socks replaced. happens every other saturday 😠

Yeah its like wearing some really nice warm underwear and then having them replaced with a pouch full of cold Vaseline

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

😂 😆 😂

or when you have your anus replaced with a sewing machine. its just not the same 😬

FoxMeister Tank

Or when you walk into a porpous and when you walk away you clothes are missing and instead you're wearing an Apple Mac

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

but then you accidentally hit the RED BUTTON and a robot version of bill gates comes out destroying all sony based objects in sight. thats a bad day

FoxMeister Tank

i was thinkin of Bill Gates but when he destroyed sony it was a good thing ohrly

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

unless your a sony fan, if all sony equipment was destroyed i would never be able to play old crash bandicoot games ever again. ❌

FoxMeister Tank

Or you could wait for Crash of the Titans for 360 as well 313

Crash lost it in this Generation... Last-gen was the secks

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

what happend was crash put on a pair of "lets become like every generic video game" socks and therefore made the game crappy. but old crash makes my nipples hard....er 😑

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
what happend was crash put on a pair of "lets become like every generic video game" socks and therefore made the game crappy. but old crash makes my nipples hard....er 😑

I can see the case for the Wrath of Cortex and im f*ckin hard like a tree

xomfg WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin

i liked wrath of cortex. and im harder than metal 🤘

Diamonds I'm Special.

Now now laydeez. Calm down.

FoxMeister Tank

ever heard of reinforced concrete, steel and lead? Im Feckin hard

Diamonds I'm Special.

Ever heard of a diamond?
Hardest piece of hard that ever lived.

FoxMeister Tank

Well then... Call me a diamond 313

Jack Diavolo moshpit assasin
Originally posted by Diamonds
Now now laydeez. Calm down.

buuuut whyyyyyy =[[[

ever heard of reinforced concrete, steel and lead? Im Feckin hard

pfft im superman hard, so hard bullets cant pierce me XD