Neo Darkhalen's thread

what are the games?

Timesplitters are funny games the 3rd one has 150 playable characters

Here are some Vids.
YouTube video
YouTube video

You can make your own story or Multiplayer maps.

Weapons
TimeSplitters
Fists
- - -
Assault Rifle
Assault Shotgun
Blunderbuss
Brick
Colt Pistol
Colt Pistol (x2)
Grenade Launcher
M16
M16 (x2)
Mauser Pistol
Mauser Pistol (x2)
Minigun
Minigun (x2)
Pistol
Pistol (x2)
Proximity Mine
Raygun
Raygun Carbine
Remote Mine
Rocket Launcher
Scifi Autorifle
Scifi Handgun
Scifi Sniper Rifle
Shotgun
Shotgun (x2)
Sniper Rifle
Timed Mine
TNT
Tommy Gun
Tommy Gun (x2)
Uzi
Uzi (x2)

TimeSplitters 2
Fists
- - -
Brick
Crossbow
Electrotool
Fire Extinguisher
Flamethrower
Garrett Revolver
Garrett Revolver (x2)
Grenade Launcher
Homing Launcher
Lasergun
Luger Pistol
Luger Pistol (x2)
Minigun
Plasma Autorifle
Proximity Mine
Remote Mine
Rocket Launcher
SBP90 Machinegun
SBP90 Machinegun (x2)
Sci-fi Handgun
Silenced Pistol
Silenced Pistol (x2)
Silenced Luger
Shotgun
Shotgun (x2)
Sniper Rifle
Soviet S47
Soviet S47 (x2)
Tactical 12 Guage
Timed Mine
TNT
Tommy Gun
Tommy Gun (x2)
Vintage Rifle

TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Fists
Time Grenade
- - -
Baseball Bat
Brick
Dispersion Gun
ElectroTool
Flamethrower
Flare Gun
Flare Gun (x2)
Ghost Gun
Grenade
Harpoon Gun
HeatSeeker
Injector
K-SMG
K-SMG (x2)
Kruger 9mm
Kruger 9mm (x2)
LX-18
LX-18 (x2)
Machine Gun
Machine Gun (x2)
Mag-Charger
Minigun
Monkey Gun
Pistol 9mm
Pistol 9mm (x2)
Plasma AutoRifle
Plasma Grenade
Proximity Mine
Remote Mine
Revolver
Rocket Launcher
SBP500
Sci-Fi Handgun
Sci-Fi Handgun (x2)
Sci-Fi Sniper
Shotgun
Sniper Rifle
Soviet Rifle
Tactical 12-Guage
Temporal Uplink
TNT
Timed Mine

Powerups and items
TimeSplitters
Ankh
Basket
Bones
Brain
Briefcase
Disk
Hour Glass

TimeSplitters 2
Armor Pickup
Cloak/Invisibility
Crates
Doors
Game Cartridges
Health Pack
Max Damage
Shrink
Speed
Switch
Teleports
Temporal Uplink

TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Armor Pickup
Barricade
Cloak/Invisibility
Crates
Decorative
Doors
Generic Large
Generic Small
Health Pack
Max Damage
Ramps
Shrink
Speed
Strudel
Switch
Teleports
Temporal Uplink
Vehicles

Secret Minigames.
Anaconda
Racer
Lunar landing
Cat racing

modes
TimeSplitters
Story
Arcade Custom
Challenge
MapMaker

TimeSplitters 2
Story
Arcade Custom
Network
Arcade League
Challenge
MapMaker

TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Story
Arcade Custom
Network
Arcade League
Challenge
MapMaker

Arcade Modes
Deathmatch: Every man for themselves. The players with the most kills at the end wins.
Team Deathmatch': Team up with friends and fight the other teams, or go it and face everyone. No restrictions. Details in Deathmatch.
CTB: Capture the bag? In TimeSplitters, they forget using a flag and replace it with a bag!
Bag Tag: Everyone vies for one bag in the center of the map. Hold on to the bag for the longest! Some restrictions apply in this game.
Flame Tag: It's like a game of tag, only the person that is tagged spontaneously combusts! Try not to get touched.
Virus: It's a game of tag, but once you're tagged by an "infected" player, you stay tagged. Try not to become a virus.
Assault: Conquer the enemy's base or defend your own.
Elimination: A Deathmatch with limited respawns. The last man standing wins.
Escort: Two teams play to defend or kill the escortee. The Attackers must try and kill the Escort Bot, and the Defenders must protect it at all costs.
Knockout: Retrieve the single bag from the map and bring it back to your team's base to score.
Last Stand: Complete Phases and fend off enemies in different scenarios.
Vampire: Health is gained by killing enemies.
Shrink: Your height reflects your rank in the game. The person with the most kills is the tallest, the person with the least kills is the smallest.
Thief: Collect coins left over by enemies when you frag them.
Leech: Gain health from shooting your enemies.
Regeneration: Slowly recover your health.
Zones: Score by capturing and holding the most command posts.
Gladiator: Only the gladiator can score. The person who kills the gladiator becomes the new gladiator. If a non-gladiator kills another non-gladiator, no points/kills are awarded.
Monkey Assistant: The person in last place gets a squad of monkeys to help them get kills.

Parody's and funny scripts and mocking video games and movies

All that and Online Multiplayer but most of all, Monkeys lots and lots of monkeys.

Good day my humble minions, how are we?

Hi hi Neo ಠ_ಠ

I just had this jackass on youtube rant at me, saying I was a F***ing idiot because I said there was a TS4, just posted the links to everyone, now who is the F***ing idiot, apart from that I am fine my friend, how are you.

Sad to hear that Neo, you get idiots like that all over the internets ಠ_ಠ

I'm good today {so far at least ಠ_ಠ} and also, I'm glad that it's Vhristmas Eve-Eve-Eve ಠ_ಠ

Yeah well can't be helped; I am with you all the way there, glad to hear you are doing well.

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hi guys.

hey yo yo neo bro

you alright?

Fine thank you sir, how are you?

i was fine until you called me sir

if i was offered a knighthood id refuse it and then run around Buckingham palace

been up to much neo..dude

Originally posted by Wålshy
i was fine until you called me sir

if i was offered a knighthood id refuse it and then run around Buckingham palace

been up to much neo..dude

😂 Sorry it was a sign of respect towards you; to answer your question not much.

i just had some lunch, egg, bread and banana

do you ever have trouble taking off the skin? it pisses me off 😂

😂 I know how you feel.

you getting a new sig after christmas?

Yes.

hi

Hi how are you today TGF.