Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

So am i or not gonna get a beer? because i could take my business elsewhere.

Another one? Here, another crate....

YA!!!! *takes a bottle and openes it and takes a sip.*

Queeq is a lot easier then I am, next time your gonna pay for that crate. And if you threaten again, pay for that!

SK, you're driving away all the customers with such a gross siggy as yours...... 😱 😛 😠 😘

lol keo is layin down the law

Originally posted by phinney6
Queeq is a lot easier then I am, next time your gonna pay for that crate. And if you threaten again, pay for that!

He already is, Phins. *waves with Shadow King's credit card*

Originally posted by keokiswahine
SK, you're driving away all the customers with such a gross siggy as yours...... 😱 😛 😠 😘

*looks in shyly through the doors. tries to work up the courage to go in. decides to take a chance*
"Hi everybody!"
*looks around. likes the place but the people are a bit freaky. wonders about ordering a beer. decides to take a chance*
"Can I have a beer, please?"
*decides to try and make friends*
"Can I buy anybody a beer?"
*waits nervously for somebody to respond*

you can buy me a whiskey 🙂

So er....what's a person got to do to get a drink around here?

Sorry, I didn't see you there. Aren't you a bit short to be allowed in a bar?

I'm wearing my stillettos so I make it past the minimum height requirements. I can almost see over the bar now. And by the way, cleaning team, there's gum stuck under the counter here...and I can't reach the bloody peanuts.

You know what peanuts do to you, don't you? So what do you wanna drink? How about an absinthe? Then we can watch the fairies flying around or something

Erm....are the glasses here cleaner than the peanut bowl? (I can see the bottom you know).

Holy smoke, first you expect me to buy you a drink, then you complain about the glasses. What happened to women's lib? How about you buying me a drink?

I think women's lib is dumb. I shave my legs and arms. You buy me a drink. I also want presents. There's your women's lib 🙂 Erm...I'm getting tired standing as well - when you going to pull out a chair for me?

*sighs and goes to a corner of the bar to get an unoccupied chair. picks up the very heavy chair and, staggering, walks back to put the chair down*

So what about the shaving? I have to shave every freaking day as well, you don't see me going up to people saying "Hey, look I shaved, feel how nice and smooth it is, now buy me a drink" do you?

*watches He-man with interest* There's plastic chairs over there, they're lighter 🙂

*grumbles, orders a beer for himself, ignores moneypenny*

*decides that's mean, orders her a Flaming Wookie, watches her reaction with interest*