Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Started by Ushgarak1,656 pages

Um...ok... yes, he flys, he is a Hutt that Edna turned into a bat because of unwated sexual advances. Sometimes foirgets what he is, though.

Whoa! There he is!

woo, a charming little one that!

All yours, Darla...

(Runs)

I think you'll find I have a certain empathy with bats....
We now have a mutual understanding...
He's my bodyguard.

Oh NO!

Bats as bodyguards? Did Edna turn him into a vampire bat by any chance?

I'm off to get that desalination equipment.

Depends... I don't think it was a Vampire Hutt...

True, true, but then again you never know exactly what magic does.

Orph leaves the bar....... and returns a bit later accompanied by a series of load crashing sounds.

"Be careful with that its delicate!!"

To no one in particular
"I've got that desalination gear. Where do you want it?"

*hits button behind ear, cilindar withdraws and removes red glowing cell cilindar and replaces with a blue one, reincerts outer cilindar and closes securely*
now what did I tell you? I'm using very delicate equipment in here *point to head*
you've made me use my last cell! you'd better sort it out before I need another one. I cant get them round this area. and they cost a bomb! 😠

supose to spend a bomb in here anyways

ah! not funny! Dim you didnt say what you wanted to drink!

I choose her beverage to drink

I don't mind guys in wet t-shirts, but that baby oil is going to make things very slick in here. Perhaps I better not go any further with that one.

And we better call that a "holiday" tree - we don't want to offend the non-christians. Well except for maybe finti....maybe we should celebrate it as "Festivus" instead.

Nice equipment, Orpheus..... 😉

I'll join in the competition, but do I have to wax my chest first?

Hey, if the Entertainment Officer wants a Christmas Tree then that is what we have...

Well if you insist. Just make sure there aren't any Ewoks hiding in it.

Corran, are you considering hot wax or cold wax ?

Hot wax sounds fun, like with candles and *censored*.

Who let that $*@#+%! censor in here ???