Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That is why he is sad. 😱 😂

Originally posted by queeq
Indeed. 😂

Well Easters coming.....You want to be the sacrificial Lamb??

Baileys on the rocks please.

Will you be doing the sacrificing?

Well stone me! (not literally of course 😉 )

Why not? 😂

howdee, everyone.... 💃 💃 💃

a Bailey's sounds good; pass one to me, pu-leez, sweetie. 😄 😄 😄

Ask nicely.

I'll have a cordless screwdriver please.

(i.e. vodka and orange, without the orange) 😉

I want a "fuzzy navel"...(vodka, orange juice and peach snapps...)

I asked nice too %$##!!@#!!

*sits staring in a daze...*

Anyone know any jokes? If not, I'm going to sing... 😄

I'll have anything domestic light and cold.

You're not old enough to drink..

*calls waiter and points at Symmetric Chaos* ❌

Originally posted by debbiejo
You're not old enough to drink..

*calls waiter and points at Symmetric Chaos* ❌

Wait a second. What county is this bar in?

No county... the only law is me. Pay up, kid, and I'll get you a drink.

Well then you must be a country unto yourself....Soooooo how big are you? Big country or small country... 😗

I'll have a Dasani on the rocks queeq.

How much?

Can I see your ID?

You a Fed?

Would I tell you??? 😖hifty:

Depends how drunk you are.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well then you must be a country unto yourself....Soooooo how big are you? Big country or small country... 😗

That's a rather personal question. 😉

If I was a county, I'd be...

West Mechmoginghamshire-on-the-Wirral-Under-and-Over-Lyme by the Sea

Ooooh yes. ✅