Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

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Grab ahold of yourself!! 😛

Originally posted by debbiejo
AND I'M GONNA SMITE YOU!! 😒 😂

Hold on, Princess... You have follow your lessons first before you go out smiting... There also benevolence lessons. Don't go out destroying everything. They'll hate you for it....

Hmmm.... then again, I'd have you all for myself.... 😉

Yeah, that happened to my brother, your son. They put him on a cross. 🙁

He did pretty good, actually.

OK then, what's lesson one. *Grabs uniform and sits on My SPECIAL CHAIR* 📖

You will do great. Now meditate on the stone for a while... that'd be me. I love meditating on myself... 😉

You can get arrested for doing that in public, you know.

That's why I have her. 😉

But to meditate I first need a picture of the magnificent Stone. 😉

Ah... Blessed are those who believe without seeing.

The blind?

For starters.

I will send over my servant girl. She'll tell me if you're in fact THEE MIGHTY STONE!

*sends a camera*

Originally posted by debbiejo
I will send over my servant girl. She'll tell me if you're in fact THEE MIGHTY STONE!

*sends a camera*

THEE MIGHTY STONE!? I've been mighty stoned. 😆

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

😇

Originally posted by debbiejo
Everybody must get stoned.

what kind of stones are ya all talking ab out ??? 🙄 😕 🤨 😖 😗

^^ 😂 You should come here more often. Don't you remember we offer berries to the Might Stone! If you make IT happy the Stone will make you a god, and then you don't have to work in the nude anymore. 😊

I work in the nude by choice.

*bends over to pick up a £5 note*

And you all love it too. ✅

*bends over to pick up a £5 note*

BERRIES!! 😱