Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Started by LanceWindu1,656 pages
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
u were rosebud?..lol

I was Tattoo. 😛

I thought it was Kristin.

Why not Tyler Durden? 🙁

Too cool. 😉

cheers 🍺 cheers drunk

JD's buying.

queeq why dont you buy the drinks for a change!?

If I buy the drinks, will someone help me find a lady?

Um that could be tricky, lance. what sort of qualities are you looking for?

Originally posted by Lara
Um that could be tricky, lance. what sort of qualities are you looking for?

Female
Not crazy
2 boobs
Dark hair
Not skinny, but not fat, some meat on the bones
Vagina
2-4 eyes, no more, no less
Not a robot
Not hairy
Doesn't talk in a whiny voice
Believes in ghosts
Thinks the Smurfs are the best 80's cartoon characters ever
Not a taco
Tastes like purple

Sounds like Lara to me. Drinks are on Lance.

damn it my crappy usb modem keeps going out ...make long type short ...the blonde smurf had a rack...hehe..they make an oil called purple nurple...leave the bots alone fries do the trick...now gonna try and send this one without a disconnect

double post sue me but Im not messing up my former post...weather is screwed here..etc..usb wireless etc...anyways just wanted to add lara rocks if she fits all those requirements...oh and whats with the 4 eyes?..lol...Ive seen 3 boobs on a chic (net) but never more than 2 eyes????????that might freak me out if I saw that...lol 😛 ...also lance is gonna be broke since drinks r on him hehe 😈

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
double post sue me but Im not messing up my former post...weather is screwed here..etc..usb wireless etc...anyways just wanted to add lara rocks if she fits all those requirements...oh and whats with the 4 eyes?..lol...Ive seen 3 boobs on a chic (net) but never more than 2 eyes????????that might freak me out if I saw that...lol 😛 ...also lance is gonna be broke since drinks r on him hehe 😈

2 eyes = normal, 4 eyes = wears glasses. 😛

And I've seen the 3 boobs chick too, so fake.

Too bad.

😂 does sound like me. what the hell does purple taste like?

Originally posted by Lara
😂 does sound like me. what the hell does purple taste like?

You. 😄

Originally posted by Lara
😂 does sound like me. what the hell does purple taste like?
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You. 😄

Agreed. 🙂

😛

Purple is yummy. awesome