Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Started by Orpheus1,656 pages

absolutely!

Do the pixies cry if you bite them??

no but you might when you find out they are aluminum covered rubber pixies

We should put silver paper on them for now to stop the vampire eating them before christmas.

😆 you'd better watch out G she might try and feed off you instead!

breast feed?

probably what he hopes for

guess so

I thought the silvery paper stuff only worked on werewolves.

Let's try wrapping those toffee & chocolate dipped pixies in garlic covered velvet.

It constantly amazes me how we end up with these things....

garlic doesnt work either! try covering them with lots of small ash wood crusifixes. that ought to do the job!

why would they eat the rubber stuff

Oh, yeah, Lara, 'cos of course that HAS to work where garlic wouldn't... (shakes head sorrowfully)

Look, I just went to all the trouble of getting some little chairs for them all to sit on so please don;t go obscuring my work by wrapping it all up now!

plastic flowers

Wrapping pixies, sounds like the name of a new hip-hop band.

Originally posted by Dim
Do the pixies cry if you bite them??

Well, of course if dipped in sufficient toffee, they will die of asphyxiation before you eat them...

But that's not what we're planning now. I was thinking they could sit in the tree of their own accord and run around on the branches playing l'il pixie games. Cute....

cute, bah humbug

Oooh! Pixie games!

I think i'll just leave the pixie games to you guys, i'm going to have another drink.

indeed, our rubber shot is coming up, or do you prefer "who dares to burn the tree" drink

Rubber Shots? Are they Chewwies favourite drink? - Excuse the pun, actually there's no excuse ffor it I did it on purpose.