Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Ladies are nice...

There, that's my contribution.

Let's do some Kung-fu poking action! *pokes Pessoba and Lily at the same time*

Oof!
*Raises poking stick threatingly*
Don't make me use this!

HEY HEY HEY..I think things are getting out of control

*Agents style super-poking speed*

That's it...
*Chases REX with poking stick*
*Trips on the way*
Ouch! 🙁 I hurt my poking finger!

oof...ack..ouch...too.........many.............pokes..........cant....take...it........any...more....ugh........
*falls onto the ground*

Pessoba has Chinese Poking Trauma...

*kisses Lily's injured finger*

How's it feel now?

😮
Much better, thank you! 😉
I think I need a bandage of some sort though...
*Runs to fetch Elmo bandaid*
😄

Sorry, we're out of those. How about a Duracell bunny or Barney bandaid? 😈

*slowly gets up*
ugh...ill take three..thanks

Barney? *spits* I don't like him...
*Sigh* Duracell it is! 🙄

*steals duracell bandaid from Lily*
hahaha
*runs out the door*

*Sits on the ground*
Well, that wasn't fair! 🙁

i know 😄

*Climbs onto her poking throne*
Now you must obey me!
Please get me another bandaid. 😄

damn...
*goes out the door...drives 100 miles to the nearest gas station...holds it up for one bandaid...then drives back 100 miles*
hmm...since that was so much work i think you will have to wear a bikini in order for me to give it too you ✅

Hmm...
*Ponders*
I think not, sir! 😛
*Tries reaching for bandaid, without falling off the throne*

awwwww 🙁
fine...
*hands over bandaid*

Yay!
*Puts on bandaid*
The poking finger is now renewed! 😄
*Evil laughter*

Thank you, Pessoba! *poke*

you're welcome...
*sniff*
i really wanted to see that bikini..
*looks up bikini on google*
thats better