Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

me

your favourite subject.

not only my fav subject

NO offense finti, but I would rather talk about Lara.

if I want your opinion I`ll give it to you 😄

finti served in the army? You must be kidding me! 😛

I wasnt served, I did my tour of duty🙄

oh yeah, well if I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!

Looks around for a makeshift weapon......

*sigh*
you try to be funny again and people don't get it

oh look a tiny cute little Viking Battle Axe, need a haircut omegaman?

Me=Confuzzled. 🙄
*Gets a drink*

*wakes up*
what happened?

hey, hey, now lads! play nicely!

omega, what do you want to know?

This doesn't look too reassuring...

*Pokes yerss*
Hey, sleepy head. 😛

yeah , a little off the top, please!( as he raises the 6ft battle sword, he found on the wall)

argh ... I really needed my sleep 🙁

okay, just for you Lara. (putting the sword away)

whats a lovely wench(meant in the best way) doing in a bar like this?

ah, now thats a good question! .........can I get back to you on that one?
next question?

how about this one...

"Did it hurt?"

*Sigh* Sorry then...
*Walks away into the darkness*