Mech, I do so love the idea of "impaling" marshmallows. Perhaps you'd like a part time job as an assistant in my labratory ? Its way down in the dungeon you know. Those pesky aliens probably won't find you there. For awhile, anyway.
queeq dear, do call the fire department and take that blowtorch away from Dimmy. I told you not to let her play with those Trade Federation free-in-the-mail samples when she's been drinking.....