Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Anybody got a match cos I'm ready to burn after all that vodka 😮‍💨 😮‍💨 😮‍💨

Oooops

hmm, dude where did u get the match? 😕

😕 😕 I think he got it from a Dynamite fuse? 😕

nice

Just the the good old spontaneous combustion trick 🍺

hmm, can u teach me that?

Yeah sure its a simple recipe

1 bottle of scotch
2 bottles of vodka
1 bottle of meths
1/2 litre of petrol - leaded or unleaded

Sit back for 10 mins and then strain really hard until you over heat and blow up.

WARNING - If not careful you may end up s***ing your pants and not combustiing 😮

😂

😂 😂 😱

*tries 2 combust, ends up sh**ing pants*oops!*throws pants in corner and puts another pair on*😗

*burns his "used" pants* 😱 😮‍💨 😈

*walks in*
*impatiently waits*

hallo, i have come to eat yar kiddies. 😈

enjoy your meal

want some?

nah, still eating some snails

oooh. ahhhh this kid tastes like crap.
*throws kid aside*

MY GOD!!!!! what have i done!!!!

you wanted to know how a german kid tasted like

german? 😑