Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Started by shadow_angel1,656 pages

Hello 😄

*brings in Edna's magic broom* *broom refuses to clean up after you folks* 😛 😆 😂

😛 -throws stool at broom- 😂

🙄
I think you're going to need much more than a broom!
*Throws mop and vacuum into bar*

-runs away from flying mop and vacuum- 😂

*pokes lily*
scuse me ... can I get a drink?

*Pokes back*
Indeed you may!
What would you like?!

you have something cold?

Hey, it IS a magic broom you know... though frankly it was never wise to trust Edna's magiuc.

Orange juice please, lily... and about time we added to that throne...

*starts doing the tango* 😄

-starts a drunken train- 😂

*Tumbles in, ale in hand*
Aye, cheers all!
*Starts dancing around*

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

*Stove comes in, starts singing with lily satine*

-drinks more while doing drunken train more- 😱

*drinks more than any1*

-chugs 15 bottles of beer- 😱

*chugs 20*

-drunkenly fights Obie with, who they see pimp Barney- 😱 😂

Wow, I haven't been on here for a really really long time. Everything is different and it doesn't look like anybody I know is on.

So anyways, what's going on with everyone?

😄 Nothing Lind and you!? 🤣