Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

Started by mechmoggy1,656 pages

Ta-daaaaaaaa!

I'm here now Corran, all is well. 😄

woo-hoo lap-dancing. Oh wait no, never mind.

Nooooooooooo..you already asked for it.

sorry everyone.

Slapping machine???

*looks around nervously*

Er...scary...watcha got to drink 'round here????

Mostly old stagnant water...but I think it tastes okay.

ooooooh Dimmy is here, cheers everyone

Did someone just ask me to lap-dance?

*Rips off trousers and top which are velcro'd up the seam's, leaving only a leopard print thong and black socks on*

*Begins gyrating in a sexy manner*

I close this bar if you dont get some clothes on Mech 😘😘😘

*Begins doing the booty-shaker in Finti's direction*

Tee-hee!

This is why we can't take you anywhere...

Stop complaining and tuck $20 in my underpants!

I would but there's no room...

cause it is filled with restarain orders.....,,,,,,,,,
chiuldrens need to close their eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😄

*this is the part where the big star should get shoot....*

Can I open my eyes yet, has he gone away or put some clothes on?

*appears in doorway waring a front slashed luminous pink punk top, black micro mini, ripped tights and black knee high boots*

whats going on here then?
mech! did you run the idea of doing that by me first?! ........

Mmmm black knee high boots.

Egad!

(in shock again)