"This is Ken newarck with a live update from KMC news"
*screen cuts to Charlie standing on a roof somewhere in New York*
"Ooh my god Ken, it's Bill gates in a blimp and he's throwing cookies towards the crowd. There they go and the crowd goes wild grhfmp grsfhg"
*camera pans up because of a sudden noise*
"Ooh my god what's that......
*camera follows 2 F14's. F14's blast the blimp out of the sky*
.... They must have considered it a Terrorist attack. Well this was Charlie Hunka Live for KMC news in New York, New York."