I would like my car back, along with all the stuff that was stolen.
Another iPhone 4, this one has too many problems. Or maybe An AT&T Samsung Galaxy S II.
My name is Earl on DVD
A Bowflex Revolution, or a cheaper gym membership
Peace on Earth
A classy call girl (Irene)
A better neighborhood for my cousin to live in
And the winning lotto numbers for a huge jack pot, or any jack pot really.