Squirrels vs. Teddiz (Role Play)

Jake slammed it into reverse and peel off down the road after righting his jeeps direction. "I hope you know how to shoot that thing! Now let's the Teddi Bastards asses!"

Makki barely held on as the jeep nearly tipped on a corner, "Whoa... ah" He pulled the bolt back on the 30. cal and at the first sign of teddi'z opened up on them. The jeep was jarred as the Teddi bastards returned fire. "Ahhhhh!" He called as he fired almost three hundred bullets, and only blasting one's head clean off. The Teddiz were retreating but just then a jeep loaded with the furry, cute, ugly bastard Teddiz came round the next tree. "Dammit, I was having a lovely nap... More Teddiz coming! Jakko behind us! Behind us!!"

She nearly had a heart attack when she felt her tail get tugged on. "Hey! Why you tug? Keep your hands off of Sai stupid!" She turned around and fixed the fur he had ruffled on her tail. "Cloaking is cloaking for reason. You're not suppose to see Sai. Stupid Squirrel. Where that Teddi go?" She let her tail go and scanned the forest floor.

Jake floored the jeep an dtried his best to avoid the major bumps. "I thinks it's just us up on this front!" It was hard to make out what anyone was saying over the roar of the engine. As he drove two more enemy jeeps approuched from behind and opened fire. Jake knew what he had to do, there was a large cliff with a huge jump. It would be a one and a million chance to make it.

((The outcome will be hilarious))

((I hope))

Makki tried to hear Jake but onl y heard the wind, he spun and fired at the jeeps causing one to crash into another and tumble, sending teddiz flying. Two more appeared.

Four jeeps of Teddiz opened fire on the jeep and eventually one hit the back tire with flung the jeep around a bit but did not stop their shot at the jump. "We're gunna die!" The four jeeps caught up and started to ram the back of the jeep. Just at the last second, right before the jump, Jake swirved to the left into a large amount of trees and bushes. The four following jeeps, filled with screaming Teddiz flew off of the cliff.

((LMAO))

"Ahhhh!" Makki screamed, as head first, he lost his grip on the mounted gun and collided with a tree. He gripped the thick trunk and didnt let go, wide eyed he shouted. "Waiiiit!''

Sai looked down and saw Makki clutching the tree. "Silly squirrel." She laughed and climbed down to have a look at the burning teddi jeeps. "Haha! Stupid teddiz. Squirrlezez rule!"

Makki dropped down to land beside this new Squirrelz. Makki took out a nut, offering itti to Sai. "You want nutty, Ai gutu of -tham bastard Teddiz jeeps!" He celebrated by nibbling on a cashu nut.

She took the nut and sat back to nibble and watch the fire. "Good good. Good teddi is dead teddi. What your name?" She finished off the nut and licked her fingers.

Jake took a deep breath as he lifted his head out of the airbag. "Glad to see you two made sure I was alive..."

Makki scurried over to him and all at once tried to check him and move him and eat his Cashu which he dropped and in the process dropped Jake to pick it up, recieving a kick to the behind. "Ow! Ow! Ow!." He went tumbling forward past Sai. "Weeeee!" He hit a tree. "Owwuf!" Then stood clutching his furry head. "Names Makki." He smiled.

She rolled her eyes and scampered over to Makki. "Stupid nutty head. You be more careful now." She turned to Jake. "And you learn to drive." She looked back to Makki. "I be Sai."

"I'd love to see you drive better with two flates." Jake rolled his eyes and dusted himself off. Picking up his weapon he watched the other two.

David walked towards the three others hardly making a sound. while they talked he sat and listened while he cracked open a pecan.
"names David he said when they finally noticed him"
militaire

She looked over and gave him a big grin and waved. "Howdy! How you be? All good yes? No one harmed?"

Jake lept out of the hulk that was once a working jeep and looked around at the surrounding area. "I need a beer..." He looked around at the three companions that he had with him. The only one from his unit that was left alive was Makki, and he had no clue who the other two were. "I wasn't aware that we deployed more squirells in this area. Good to see reinforcements were at least sent."

"besides the teddiz noone harmed".he looked at jake."im part of a blackops team that was deployed at night with a paratrooper group.far as i know, the others were captured".

"Didn't think that they would send anyone after us, really." Jake sighed and sat down, making sure that his tail wasn't in the way.

Will stumbled over to the others. His leg was bleeding. "Is everyone OK? I got seperated from the others.." He set his gun down and slumped against a tree.