Wonder Woman w/Hammer vs. A.S. Superman

Started by janus773 pages

Originally posted by Ouallada
Reported. 😘

in my defence. I am slightly inibriated 😄
also, I am not homophobic, not in the least... I was just using the term for comic effect (geddit, comic??? 😄)

Obviously I got it. Just kidding.

Originally posted by Ouallada
Obviously I got it. Just kidding.

it's difficult to separate out the more adult posters from the spotty adolescent teens, in here...
😕

anyway, chalk that one up to Swiss barmaids and conspicuous consumption of vodka mixers 😄.

Originally posted by janus77

anyway, chalk that one up to Swiss barmaids and conspicuous consumption of vodka mixers 😄.

I've chalked many a one up to the combination of these two. 👆

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Originally posted by SaintSmurph
😂

Diana has little control over the godwave, and Thor must concentrate to the max when he's using the Godforce... why would Diana with the hammer be able to do both at the same time?

Becuz Diana only has lil control over the Godwave due to her body not being able to handle all of it's power. I'm willing to bet with her strength and durability combined with Thor's, on top of thor's impressive Energy control, she'd do far better. And Diana also prays far better than thor, so her concentration would likely help in calling the Godforce. In effect they compliment each other very well.

Originally posted by Ouallada
More like:

X > Y, X > Z, Y =(approx) Z

[(Y+Z) - Z] / Z > (3X - X) / X

Y / Z > 2

Y > 2Z = Z

this makes even less sense.

soljer's seems more accurate

Originally posted by Soljer
I'm confused.

You just said the following:

X = Superman.
Y = Thor
Z = Wonder Woman.

X > Y ^ X > Z

Y+Z > 3X

😕.

like he said, if superman>=thor and superman>=wonderwoman
then supermanx3>thor+wonderwoman

but this...

Originally posted by Mindship
Does the hammer grant bedroom claws only on the hand wielding it?

Anyway, considering how close both regular Wonder Woman and regular Thor are to regular Superman, my feeling is that A/S Superman (being only 3x more powerful) is not as much of an upgrade as WW's+Thor's powers would be to WW.

I think she wins.

this makes no sense at all

supermanx3<wonderwoman+thor?? whaaa??

i have no clue as to what ass can do, but if he really is 3xregular superman then he should win this. wonder woman with thor's hammer is probably just = thor. look at brb, brb without his hammer gave thor some. following the OPs logic, brb+his hammer should make him>>thor but their more like equals in strength and power. probably coz brb got power levels similar to thor's which replaced his original power level with his hammer. but that's just me.

Originally posted by Ouallada
I've chalked many a one up to the combination of these two. 👆

hehe,
you know that Vodka and orange juice is a popular mixer combination in Switzerland?

never heard of that myself, not really sure if she was on the level.

oh and apparently Vodka + Redbull is illegal in French bars because it can over stimulate the heart, or something like that.

man I need to learn more about mixers, getting bored with my regular drinks 😐.

Originally posted by gogogadgetgo
this makes even less sense.

soljer's seems more accurate

like he said, if superman>=thor and superman>=wonderwoman
then supermanx3>thor+wonderwoman

but this...

this makes no sense at all

supermanx3<wonderwoman+thor?? whaaa??

i have no clue as to what ass can do, but if he really is 3xregular superman then he should win this. wonder woman with thor's hammer is probably just = thor. look at brb, brb without his hammer gave thor some. following the OPs logic, brb+his hammer should make him>>thor but their more like equals in strength and power. probably coz brb got power levels similar to thor's which replaced his original power level with his hammer. but that's just me.

Mine makes perfect sense according to what that post was writing, but obviously the equalities were used to show how badly worded that post was, with no offence meant.

Originally posted by gogogadgetgo
this makes even less sense.

soljer's seems more accurate

like he said, if superman>=thor and superman>=wonderwoman
then supermanx3>thor+wonderwoman

but this...

this makes no sense at all

supermanx3<wonderwoman+thor?? whaaa??

i have no clue as to what ass can do, but if he really is 3xregular superman then he should win this. wonder woman with thor's hammer is probably just = thor. look at brb, brb without his hammer gave thor some. following the OPs logic, brb+his hammer should make him>>thor but their more like equals in strength and power. probably coz brb got power levels similar to thor's which replaced his original power level with his hammer. but that's just me.


Superman = x,
Thor = XY (firmly!)
Wonder Woman = XXX

there, now the maths should begin to make more sense! 😄

Originally posted by janus77

oh and apparently Vodka + Redbull is illegal in French bars because it can over stimulate the heart, or something like that.

Allows intoxication without getting tired, but can cause some danger as one is a stimulant and the other a depressant.

As far as getting bored with drinks goes, I have never heard "drinks" and "bored" used in the same sentence before.

Originally posted by gogogadgetgo
this makes even less sense.

soljer's seems more accurate

like he said, if superman>=thor and superman>=wonderwoman
then supermanx3>thor+wonderwoman

but this...

this makes no sense at all

supermanx3<wonderwoman+thor?? whaaa??

i have no clue as to what ass can do, but if he really is 3xregular superman then he should win this. wonder woman with thor's hammer is probably just = thor. look at brb, brb without his hammer gave thor some. following the OPs logic, brb+his hammer should make him>>thor but their more like equals in strength and power. probably coz brb got power levels similar to thor's which replaced his original power level with his hammer. but that's just me.

How would Wonder Woman with Thor's hammer just be equal to Thor? She's already as Strong as Thor if not stronger. Faster. And she has her lasso and shields. Thor's hammer adds Thor's strength on top of hers and his durability on top of hers plus it combines thier magical powers.

Originally posted by Ouallada
Allows intoxication without getting tired, but can cause some danger as one is a stimulant and the other a depressant.

As far as getting bored with drinks goes, I have never heard "drinks" and "bored" used in the same sentence before.


first time for everything ...
been experimenting with random mixers of late, hate beer so confined to spirits and now running out of ideas for new areas of spiritual development 😕

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
How would Wonder Woman with Thor's hammer just be equal to Thor? She's already as Strong as Thor if not stronger. Faster. And she has her lasso and shields. Thor's hammer adds Thor's strength on top of hers and his durability on top of hers plus it combines thier magical powers.

does she also get his umm ... reproductive organs? 😕

If we're talking about adding Thor's powers to WW's then I could see WW taking this. But if it's just her + Thor's strength + a hammer she doesn't know how to use for anything more than melee then I see Supes taking it.

Originally posted by darthgoober
If we're talking about adding Thor's powers to WW's then I could see WW taking this. But if it's just her + Thor's strength + a hammer she doesn't know how to use for anything more than melee then I see Supes taking it.

Getting hit with THAT hammer, with someone with the combined strength of WW and thor would seriously EFF an MFer up. 😄 But she has all of his powers for this thread.

Originally posted by Ouallada
Mine makes perfect sense according to what that post was writing, but obviously the equalities were used to show how badly worded that post was, with no offence meant.

no, wait, it should be like this

x=zk
x=ym

where k and m are constants

so we have

3x=zk+ym+w

where w is boost in power from the fussion where in

w=the poewr of a 100 trillion exploding fireflys??

🤣

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
How would Wonder Woman with Thor's hammer just be equal to Thor? She's already as Strong as Thor if not stronger. Faster. And she has her lasso and shields. Thor's hammer adds Thor's strength on top of hers and his durability on top of hers plus it combines thier magical powers.

like i said, the hammer inscription says something like, if your worthy then ya get the power of thor. so you become like thor. so if your already stronger then you get a downgrade 😆

but if your weaker then you get an upgrade 😆

like my example, brb without thor's powers was able to give thor some trouble. but brb with his version of thor's hammer is just around as powerful as thor. so that didn't equate to brb+hammer>thor more like brb+hammer=thor. and like i said, its my opinion and I'm entitled to it.

but if we follow the OP's logic, then hammer+wonder woman = thor + wonder woman without the knee high boots.

man, no way can WW win this without the knee high boots or the corset.
maybe she could compensate with a catsuit but that's still speculative 😕.

catsuit? wonder woman? ungh....no thanks...all that muscles...probably not pretty to look at

Originally posted by gogogadgetgo
catsuit? wonder woman? ungh....no thanks...all that muscles...probably not pretty to look at

I'm thinking spandex catsuit ... could be the drink talkin' 😕.