I once touched the horn of a unicorn. Well, it wasn't a REAL unicorn, but it was one of them goats that had it's two horns twisted up, making one horn. They displayed it like it was a unicorn. Some lame lady and her friends hanging around it like they're all majestic and stuff, like they are hobbits or something. That's about as close as I've ever come to one of them Rhinos. 😬