Unless he is stupid enough to switch to demon form, which might work in Uther's advantage..
BT
Burning thoughtRestricted
Uther, his hammer is bigger than Dantes sword...nuff said 💃
dante wont be doin much if Uther drops that thing on his feet and crunch, theyll take a while to regenerate
DE
Darth ExtecuteTime is of the essence
Originally posted by Burning thought Uther, his hammer is bigger than Dantes sword...nuff said 💃
Size matters 313
FUR
FurionRestricted
Dante cause he gots the guns
VIO
Violent2DopeRestricted
Uther cause unlike Dante he prolly has had sex in his life.
BT
Burning thoughtRestricted
pff bullets would flee, Uther would be "grrr i am holy paladin with big hammer!!" and the bullets would fly back, into Dantes head and keep on going....Dante would drop..like how the bananna dropped out of my fruit bowl today and got bruised
DE
Darth ExtecuteTime is of the essence
Originally posted by Violent2Dope Uther cause unlike Dante he prolly has had sex in his life.
I'll keep your hopes up and not comment that..
VIO
Violent2DopeRestricted
Originally posted by Darth Extecute I'll keep your hopes up and not comment that..
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?
FUR
FurionRestricted
Originally posted by Violent2Dope Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?
NOESSSSSSSSSS!
DE
Darth ExtecuteTime is of the essence
Originally posted by Violent2Dope Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?
Well guessed..
VIO
Violent2DopeRestricted
Originally posted by Darth Extecute Well guessed..
He had the sexy times with The Light.
DE
Darth ExtecuteTime is of the essence
Originally posted by Violent2Dope He had the sexy times with The Light.
Sadly enough, he gets the satisfaction that he needs from it..
VIO
Violent2DopeRestricted
Originally posted by Darth Extecute Sadly enough, he gets the satisfaction that he needs from it..
See, Uther=Sex machine, Dante=Epic phail virgin of multiversal proportions.
REM
RemindmeOver the hills
Originally posted by Violent2Dope Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?
Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin
VIO
Violent2DopeRestricted
Originally posted by Remindme Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin
I'm a bigger perv. Proof? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow matey.
BT
Burning thoughtRestricted
Originally posted by Remindme Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin
funny you said that, i was plaiyng a paladin the other day