Dante v.s. Uther Lightbringer

Started by Sol Valentine3 pages

Dante v.s. Uther Lightbringer

Who wins?

Dante.

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Dante

Unless he is stupid enough to switch to demon form, which might work in Uther's advantage..

Uther, his hammer is bigger than Dantes sword...nuff said 💃

dante wont be doin much if Uther drops that thing on his feet and crunch, theyll take a while to regenerate

Originally posted by Burning thought
Uther, his hammer is bigger than Dantes sword...nuff said 💃

Size matters 313

Dante cause he gots the guns

Uther cause unlike Dante he prolly has had sex in his life.

pff bullets would flee, Uther would be "grrr i am holy paladin with big hammer!!" and the bullets would fly back, into Dantes head and keep on going....Dante would drop..like how the bananna dropped out of my fruit bowl today and got bruised

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Uther cause unlike Dante he prolly has had sex in his life.

I'll keep your hopes up and not comment that..

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
I'll keep your hopes up and not comment that..
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?

NOESSSSSSSSSS!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?

Well guessed..

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Well guessed..
He had the sexy times with The Light.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
He had the sexy times with The Light.

Sadly enough, he gets the satisfaction that he needs from it..

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Sadly enough, he gets the satisfaction that he needs from it..
See, Uther=Sex machine, Dante=Epic phail virgin of multiversal proportions.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?

Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin

Originally posted by Remindme
Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin
I'm a bigger perv. Proof? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow matey.

Originally posted by Remindme
Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin

funny you said that, i was plaiyng a paladin the other day

I'm a bigger perv than you too.