Once again, bring out the rum...and the fuzzy handcuffs :D

Really? Well I guess Jack Sparrow is very Sexy! But I also swoon over Johnny Depp! That man makes my heart skip beats! lol

But you know as I become more and more a fan of Johnny's Im slowly begining to realize that if I would be granted one wish with Johnny (anything goes)! I wouldn't chose to have sex with him, or to make out with him, or anything perverted but what I would really love (and I've said this before) is to be able to have a very long intellegent conversation with him, picking apart his mind, talking about his life, getting to know him on a more personal level....on a beautiful wooden veranda, on a cool, gloomy day where we can sit around a gorgeous fire pit, wrapped in blankets drinking wine and overlooking a beautiful seascape view! and if he happens to give me a gentle soft kiss so be it, but thats it! Thats all I want, a chance to make him a life long friend!! (course I'll secretly love him...lol)

okay--anyohe remember the original Lethal Weapon, where mel gibson goes to the frig in his trailer and he is a bit er,em underdressed and you get to see full on fine man buttocks--lovely high globes indicative of excellent baseball striking ability--now, children, let your happy thoughts wander a bit...when might Capt. Jack wander about his wherever in his altogether....I warm this winter's eve, thinking about how gently his breeches clung to his manly self when he and Elisabeth come, I mean, arrived onto Rum Island. Or on the dock after his magnificient dive (for some reason, that is so screaming hot).

and Miz T.Maria--wax not in the world--Native American--relatively hairless when he hits about 55 or so, he'll finally have acquired all the nesting curls he'll have high and low, with that "Happy Trail" still shocks me Savvy, soft and dark until he's about 80 (my granddaddy was 3/4s Cherokee (Alabama, Tenn, Kentucky-just a guess). No beard mostly--high lovely cheekbones, minimum wrinkl-age.
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Here's one for ye: Top Ten Reasons Why (How?) We would Get Capt. Jack Sparrow nekkid--only not for that one reason, you know.

Reason number ten #10--for Jack in his altogether: Singapore bath house with the twins pre-Kraken fodder. And no I've not broken my rule--a BATH. All y'alls.