I just saw the FUNNIEST SHIT...

Started by Röland3 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dine at Dennys, biz.

The hell is a biz?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
No Country for Old Men FTW

havent seen it yet....good?

Yeah. Reading the book, now.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Yeah. Reading the book, now.
all my friends says its the shiz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just checked a lady into my hotel. she is like 6'1, blond hair and blue eyes, big boobs, very attractive. well, she went out to her car, and when she returned, her BF was with her.

Dude was MAYBE 5'4 and 140 pounds.

crylaugh


shocklaugh You sure the dude wasn't her son or some shit? haermm

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
shocklaugh You sure the dude wasn't her son or some shit? haermm
nah, he grabbed her boob as they walked away. he wasnt her son, not unless they keep it all in the family. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah, he grabbed her boob as they walked away. he wasnt her son, not unless they keep it all in the family. haermm

LOL Incest. Nastay. haermm That IS some funny shit. crylaugh

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
LOL Incest. Nastay. haermm That IS some funny shit. crylaugh
glad someone appreciates it. 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
glad someone appreciates it. 😄

But it IS funny, I don't know why they don't see it. haermm I'm imagining something out of The Addams Family. crylaugh

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
But it IS funny, I don't know why they don't see it. haermm I'm imagining something out of The Addams Family. crylaugh
MAN I hated that show. 😠

Originally posted by Naz
SUPER SUPER GOOD BEST MOVIE EVER BESIDES ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. IT MIGHT EVEN BE BETTER THAN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT AGAIN.

And it's not even going to ****in be released in cinema's over here.

hats cuz you live in a third world country.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hats cuz you live in a third world country.

I do indeed. Most of our citizens are poor, often die of starvation, we have a huge AIDS problem, our government is corrupt, we have bad infrastructure etc. etc. ect., despite being one of the 21 richest countries in the world and having the happiest children according to a recent UNICEF study. mhmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hats cuz you live in a third world country.

Oh c'mon, haven't you ever been to like, the small world ride, or seen a drawing of little dutch kids, and their clogs? They're the happiest things on the earth!

Originally posted by Slay

having the happiest children according to a recent UNICEF study. mhmm
Originally posted by SelphieT
clogs

Coincidence? I think not. mhmm

Originally posted by Slay
I do indeed. Most of our citizens are poor, often die of starvation, we have a huge AIDS problem, our government is corrupt, we have bad infrastructure etc. etc. ect., despite being one of the 21 richest countries in the world and having the happiest children according to a recent UNICEF study. mhmm
hmmm...I missed all that when I was there.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hmmm...I missed all that when I was there.

Most of that is happening in some village in the middle of the Netherlands. It's called Staphorst I think. mhmm

*stays away from Staphorst*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*stays away from Staphorst*

Most people do. Seriously though, it's this village were people still dress in traditional clothing etc. Kinda like the amish. mhmm