Beowulf is up against..

Started by braz2 pages

Beowulf is up against..

Beowulf from his poem.

Beowulf has his chainmail armor, helmet, dagger, sword, battle ax and 32" Scandinavian shield available.

1. Conan

2. Batman- new series with Frank Miller. (no old pis feats: hulk batkick! 😠 )

3. Captain America- Civil war

4. 25 Trojans

5. 25 Spartans

6. 25 Knights Templar

7. 50 Spartans

8. Wolverine- no pis either- ex: nuke on face, regen from skeleton etc. etc.

9. 12 Aliens

10. 24 Aliens

Stops at anywhere from 3-6.

Dammit, I forgot to put in Achilles. Eh, I think it stops at 50 Spartans.

Achilles would get downed by Beowulf even if he's a better fighter. Beowulf stops at 7.

Stops at Captain America...

Lulz 12 aliens.

Stops at 3 or 4

The movie sucked.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The movie sucked.

The movie was alright, just didnt follow the poem exactly as it happened. Couldve been better.

Doesn't even get past 1.

Nah, Conans gunna go down.

Actually, I change my answer.

Stops anywhere between 1 and 3

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Stops at Captain America...

Beowulf has taken on tougher foes than the Capt.

Originally posted by braz
Beowulf has taken on tougher foes than the Capt.
Cap has taken on tougher foes than Beowulf has taken on

Yeah, but did he always come out on top?

When he didn't, it's usually against people who would destroy anything that Beowulf has faced.

So..? How strong is Capt, Beowulf has the strength of 30 men, and last I heard, Capt was only peak human.

Originally posted by braz
So..? How strong is Capt, Beowulf has the strength of 30 men, and last I heard, Capt was only peak human.
Cap has a solid record of going up against people who dwarf him in strength. So, no worries.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The movie sucked.
Originally posted by braz
Nah, Conan's gunna go down.

😆 😐 ❌

Conan has killed more things then Beowulf has eaten !

Beowulf's claim-to-fame is killing a troll, it's cranky she-***** of a mother and a wyrm.

Conan's claim-to-fame is killing all of the above : Dragons, Demons, Warlocks, Wizards, Witches, Gods, Minotaurs, Snakes, Boars, Expertly trained guards, Vampires, Zombies, Rock Monsters, Ghosts, Mythical Heroes, Mutants, Kings and just about anything that moves and/or breathes.

He'll also rape it if it has breasts ✅

Originally posted by grey fox
😆 😐 ❌

Conan has killed more things then Beowulf has eaten !

Beowulf's claim-to-fame is killing a troll, it's cranky she-***** of a mother and a wyrm.

Conan's claim-to-fame is killing all of the above : Dragons, Demons, Warlocks, Wizards, Witches, Gods, Minotaurs, Snakes, Boars, Expertly trained guards, Vampires, Zombies, Rock Monsters, Ghosts, Mythical Heroes, Mutants, Kings and just about anything that moves and/or breathes.

He'll also rape it if it has breasts ✅

dwarf Conan also had a good animated series. 😛