Happy Birthday Alpha Centauri!!!

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

and what would that be? *sits back and prepares to take notes*

Jehovah's Witnesses. *sniff*

I actually consider myself agnositc now, though I keep that udner wraps, as my entire family for the last 80+ years has and still are JW's.. so if I announce it now I dunno what's going to happen. It'd also be rather hypocritical of me to do so, as I've spent the better half of my 16 year old life trying to get my mother, who left, to come abck into the religion. I suceeded last year.. so yeah it'd be pretty 'effed up.

*bursts into tears*

Your birthday present is in my pants. Take it out.

No eye contact...that's right.

God.. DAMN IT Backfire! You ruin yet another touchy moment! *slaps penis*

treat his balls like a speedbag!!!