Re: The Golden Homework Chair of Infinite Knowledge
Originally posted by Nazlmao
Behold! The little Naz was sitting one day, and realized she had no place to do her homework! So she resolved to buy a special homework chair! She searched all over town looking for the most glorious chair on which she should sit to complete her homework! All seemed lost, until, she walked into the Salvation Army Family Thrift Store and there in the light, glowing, was the [b]Golden Homework Chair of Infinite Knowledge! At once she drug it over to the counter and purchased it for a sum of $7.44.Behold! The Golden Chair of Infinite Knowledge!
Behold! The little Naz upon The Golden Chair of Infinite Knowledge! Her sister doesn't know how to use a camera and therefore cut most of the chair out of the picture!
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An update from the little Naz's Golden Chair:
So I was sitting in my golden chair (which is now covered with a blanket for several reasons do be discussed later) reading my English assignment, and I was really cold, so I got another blanket, but I was still cold, but then I finished my English reading and I got up and went upstairs where it was warm. Then my mom found this slip cover thing in the garage and told me I should wash it then put it on my chair so it doesn't smell so much like old people anymore. The slip cover thing was floral and beige and all together ugly and the fabric was scratchy and not comfortable, so I told her I'd rather have my chair smell like old people mixed with febreeze than sit on an ugly scratchy slip cover. The End.
Why I put the blanket on my chair:
1. So it smells a little less like old people.
2. So I could Febreeze the blanket so it'd smell less like old people.
3. Chair would be warmer.
4. Chair not ugly gold color anymore (although gold does give chair character).
5. I feel more comfortable letting my face touch the chair.
Originally posted by Nazi need that chair...
An update from the little Naz's Golden Chair:So I was sitting in my golden chair (which is now covered with a blanket for several reasons do be discussed later) reading my English assignment, and I was really cold, so I got another blanket, but I was still cold, but then I finished my English reading and I got up and went upstairs where it was warm. Then my mom found this slip cover thing in the garage and told me I should wash it then put it on my chair so it doesn't smell so much like old people anymore. The slip cover thing was floral and beige and all together ugly and the fabric was scratchy and not comfortable, so I told her I'd rather have my chair smell like old people mixed with febreeze than sit on an ugly scratchy slip cover. The End.
Why I put the blanket on my chair:
1. So it smells a little less like old people.
2. So I could Febreeze the blanket so it'd smell less like old people.
3. Chair would be warmer.
4. Chair not ugly gold color anymore (although gold does give chair character).
5. I feel more comfortable letting my face touch the chair.
Originally posted by SyrenWell when people, such as yourself, go out of there way to talk to me, I take that to be admiration. I'm glad that I intrigue you. That's flattering.
How does it feel to be detested so much? I'm intrigued.
There, I gave you the attention you obviously wanted from me.
You're Welcome.
Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well when people, such as yourself, go out of there way to talk to me, I take that to be admiration. I'm glad that I intrigue you. That's flattering.There, I gave you the attention you obviously wanted from me.
You're Welcome.
Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Then you woke up and wiped away the tears.
The inernet is serious business.