Many Happy Returns

Greetings once again my observateurs de cinéma. A feeling of pure ecstacy undoubtlby races throughout your grotesquement hors de la forme bodys, upon the sheer utterance of my fantastic name, so, the way in which you are sure to greet my return is promises to be a phenomenon so unique I regret not being in the presence of it. Fortunately for you, this is one of those rare occasinons wherein a dream truly has become a reality; I have indeed returned to my research in baise faite face film buffs. I, with my truly spectacular mind, of course realise and can offer only my most sincere apologies for the fact that I did not analyse enough of your inutile vide minds during the year of my quite spectacular debut. This fact is one which leaves me in enough guilt to make it up to you in only the greatest possible fashion; my new years resolution is to dedicate myself to anaylsing you thrice as much as my attempts this year. And if you're lucky, perheps lecturing you on the virtues of opera, classical music, theatre, antiquities, and of course, Mongolian throat singing. This resolution promises, luckily for you, far more visits from me during the promising year of 2008. So, leaving you in dire anticipation of my many many upon more returns this year, well, I may as well say it, Step onto the couch you écume.

Your friend and saviour, Dr. Otis N Flotsam.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V

Ah, nothing like an simple analysis to begin my return. You sir, as any fellow Freudian worth his salt can inform you, suffer from an acute inferiority complex.

In admittedly, justified awe of my magnificent presence, you take it upon yourself to reply in a mocking borderline satirical manner. Rooted no doubt in your own feelings of inferiority in comparison to my admirable cultural knowledge.

My advice, find pride in yourself, however difficile a task that may prove to be. And do it now, lest you live the remainder of your life in my dashing héroïque shadow.

Because it was such a simple anaylsis, I will ask only $3,400 for the session. per word of course.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Ah, nothing like an simple analysis to begin my return. You sir, as any fellow Freudian worth his salt can inform you, suffer from an acute inferiority complex.

In admittedly, justified awe of my magnificent presence, you take it upon yourself to reply in a mocking borderline satirical manner. Rooted no doubt in your own feelings of inferiority in comparison to my admirable cultural knowledge.

My advice, find pride in yourself, however difficile a task that may prove to be. And do it now, lest you live the remainder of your life in my dashing héroïque shadow.

Because it was such a simple anaylsis, I will ask only $3,400 for the session, per word.

I could speak like you if I wanted to... no, just kidding. I don't believe we've met... so greetings. I was simply greeting you with a witty joke on your opening statement, no offense intended, since you seem such a learned gentleman and I simply wanted to amuse you.

Good day sir.

Who are you? .. What are you trying to do/sell? .. mmm

Not sell, only pass on, and only my extensive knowledge of the fine arts, fine dining, and most important of all, my knowledge of the human psyche. Such as you, you bâtard soupçonneux, from only your brief ten and a half word reply I have gathered that you obviously quite inquisitive, to the point of severe distrust and potentially an unhealthy and dangerous case of paranoina.

My advice, confront this problem and eradicate it at once, lest it lead to potentially deadly consequences.

$76,987 for the session. No checks.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Not sell, only pass on, and only my extensive knowledge of the fine arts, fine dining, and most important of all, my knowledge of the human psyche. Such as you, you bâtard soupçonneux, from only your brief ten and a half word reply I have gathered that you obviously quite inquisitive, to the point of severe distrust and potentially an unhealthy and dangerous case of paranoina.

My advice, confront this problem and eradicate it at once, lest it lead to potentially deadly consequences.

$76,987 for the session. No checks.

Hey! Don't call her or anyone else 'mongrels'! Unluckily for you, I speak french, so insulting us with it is useless. You seem like a generally nasty person, so please leave. You're no better than us.

Ahhhhh, nothing quite as sad as witnessing firsthand, such denial. I leave only this message to you; heed my advice. And other amoureux sourds-muets de film, heed this image, and most importantly learn form it lest you end up in a similar state. Looks as though I made my return just in time, I undoubtbly suspect you all appreciate and welcome it.

You've returned. I did not know you had left. I don't really know who you are. OTF is not your place for long winded messages, it'll fly over most posters heads. 😉

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Greetings once again my observateurs de cinéma. A feeling of pure ecstacy undoubtlby races throughout your grotesquement hors de la forme bodys, upon the sheer utterance of my fantastic name, so, the way in which you are sure to greet my return is promises to be a phenomenon so unique I regret not being in the presence of it. Fortunately for you, this is one of those rare occasinons wherein a dream truly has become a reality; I have indeed returned to my research in baise faite face film buffs. I, with my truly spectacular mind, of course realise and can offer only my most sincere apologies for the fact that I did not analyse enough of your inutile vide minds during the year of my quite spectacular debut. This fact is one which leaves me in enough guilt to make it up to you in only the greatest possible fashion; my new years resolution is to dedicate myself to anaylsing you thrice as much as my attempts this year. And if you're lucky, perheps lecturing you on the virtues of opera, classical music, theatre, antiquities, and of course, Mongolian throat singing. This resolution promises, luckily for you, far more visits from me during the promising year of 2008. So, leaving you in dire anticipation of my many many upon more returns this year, well, I may as well say it, Step onto the couch you écume.

Your friend and saviour, Dr. Otis N Flotsam.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Ahhhhh, nothing quite as sad as witnessing firsthand, such denial. I leave only this message to you; heed my advice. And other amoureux sourds-muets de film, heed this image, and most importantly learn form it lest you end up in a similar state. Looks as though I made my return just in time, I undoubtbly suspect you all appreciate and welcome it.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You've returned. I did not know you had left. I don't really know who you are. OTF is not your place for long winded messages, it'll fly over most posters heads. 😉

Originally posted by MR.Grum
LUL WUT.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
LUL WUT.

Explain these shenanigans at once Mrs "MR.Grum", some secret code?

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Not sell, only pass on, and only my extensive knowledge of the fine arts, fine dining, and most important of all, my knowledge of the human psyche. Such as you, you bâtard soupçonneux, from only your brief ten and a half word reply I have gathered that you obviously quite inquisitive, to the point of severe distrust and potentially an unhealthy and dangerous case of paranoina.

My advice, confront this problem and eradicate it at once, lest it lead to potentially deadly consequences.

$76,987 for the session. No checks.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
GTFO mmm

The kind of over-the-top wierd english he's using will fly over the heads of almost anyone, except people from the 17th century.

haermm2

You're not Heeding, Heed!

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Explain these shenanigans at once Mrs "MR.Grum", some secret code?

You sure have a great sense of wit! Wow, you really got me there, you crack me up! 'Mrs "MR.Grum"' Wow thats just supremely witty.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
herbnone Grum is not amused.

Nor should you, be. Only learning. Learning from this magnificant maître de culture that, fortunatley for you, is standing in your presense.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
You're not Heeding, Heed!

Heed this:

...Biatch

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Greetings once again my observateurs de cinéma. A feeling of pure ecstacy undoubtlby races throughout your grotesquement hors de la forme bodys, upon the sheer utterance of my fantastic name, so, the way in which you are sure to greet my return is promises to be a phenomenon so unique I regret not being in the presence of it. Fortunately for you, this is one of those rare occasinons wherein a dream truly has become a reality; I have indeed returned to my research in baise faite face film buffs. I, with my truly spectacular mind, of course realise and can offer only my most sincere apologies for the fact that I did not analyse enough of your inutile vide minds during the year of my quite spectacular debut. This fact is one which leaves me in enough guilt to make it up to you in only the greatest possible fashion; my new years resolution is to dedicate myself to anaylsing you thrice as much as my attempts this year. And if you're lucky, perheps lecturing you on the virtues of opera, classical music, theatre, antiquities, and of course, Mongolian throat singing. This resolution promises, luckily for you, far more visits from me during the promising year of 2008. So, leaving you in dire anticipation of my many many upon more returns this year, well, I may as well say it, Step onto the couch you écume.

Your friend and saviour, Dr. Otis N Flotsam.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Explain these shenanigans at once Mrs "MR.Grum", some secret code?