Please be aware of my Evil Twin.

I know them

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Originally posted by Syren
An evil WD? 😱

It's just my other half which I keep lock down all year.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarfEvilTwin
Hey Syren! Busy lately? Hows about a date?

You will NOT address the ladies in such manners. Do I make myself clear?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I regret to inform all of you KMCers that because of the Christmas season...I have to let my other half out so that he can enjoy the holiday spirit. So, since he cannot post...I can only quote what he is thinking. Please be aware....this is only because of the holiday season. For the rest of the year he must remain locked up inside my head.

Grrr!!!! You really get on my nerves.

I can rape him into submission, if you wish. If not, well, I'm going to do it anyways.

Originally posted by BackFire
I can rape him into submission, if you wish. If not, well, I'm going to do it anyways.

Please...just take him without you and do as you like. Anything to just get him off my hair.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarfEvilTwin

Backfire! You're mine! You read me LOUD? MINE!!!!!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!

Good! Go with Backfire then...

He's going to have a vagina when I'm done with him.

A loose vagina.

Originally posted by BackFire
He's going to have a vagina when I'm done with him.

A loose vagina.

Excellent! That oughta teach him a lesson.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarfEvilTwin

I'm on the pill Backfire! I won't have your babies.

Take two and don't call me in the morning.