Midgets vs Tall

Started by SaintSmurph3 pages

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Pfft..I can see why your not invited, but if he does invite you at least we will have a vagina coming

edit: BWAHAHA vagina isn't censored?..how about..oh I better not

At least I'd be popular.

No, silly, pussy isn't censored. 🙂

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
I wuzn't invited to no party! furious

I'll be off to talk with Raz about that.

Enjoy your ban.

"toys only party"... whatever the dickens that means.

That Mungi and his breakthrough ideas. 😱

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
No, silly, pussy isn't censored. 🙂
e stolez what I waz gunna say!
can he do dat?

Like I always say "if they can blink their old enough".....my court hearing is next monday 🙁

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Like I always say "if they can blink their old enough".....my court hearing is next monday 🙁
But ma par-tay's on Tuesday! 🙁

If you make it, be sure to bring the lube. Soljer's still b*tching about how much his ass feels reamed after last time. 🙄

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
"toys only party"... whatever the dickens that means.

That Mungi and his breakthrough ideas. 😱

I can't tell if "If they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me!" would be an appropriate saying here. ermmnone

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
e stolez what I waz gunna say!
can he do dat?
Not sure. I'd report it if I were you, just to be safe.

Real men don't use lube, real men punch their way through...and apologize later.

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
I can't tell if "If they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me!" would be an appropriate saying here. ermmnone

Not sure. I'd report it if I were you, just to be safe.

It depends.

OK. 🙂

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Real men don't use lube, real men punch their way through...and apologize later.
Last time that happened I got set up on a big stage while people kept throwing big words like "rape", "sexual assult" and "incest" around.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Last time that happened I got set up on a big stage while people kept throwing big words like "rape", "sexual assult" and "incest" around.

That's it? I got.."that's not even human, sicko"..oddly my dog has never made eye contact with me since.

That's it? I got.."that's not even human, sicko"..oddly Bran has never made eye contact with me since.

Originally posted by King_Mungi
That's it? I got.."that's not even human, sicko"..oddly my dog has never made eye contact with me since.
Bummer. 🙁
How did they nag you?

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
That's it? I got.."that's not even human, sicko"..oddly Bran has never made eye contact with me since.
You're making shit up.
From what I recall, you were the one that dropped the soap.

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
That's it? I got.."that's not even human, sicko"..oddly Bran has never made eye contact with me since.

Nice. 😎

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Bummer. 🙁
How did they nag you?

I was at the pound so lots of barking, I put the peanut butter back into fun 😱

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
You're making shit up.
From what I recall, [b]you
were the one that dropped the soap. [/B]
Then I asked you to pick it up.

I is such a clever smurf. jockey

Originally posted by King_Mungi
I was at the pound so lots of barking, I put the peanut butter back into fun 😱
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

Peanut butter? What are you, a celebrity?
I find that honey lasts longer, although it's messier.

God, I haven't used peanut butter, since I don't even know how long... brings back memories...

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Then I asked you to pick it up.

I is such a clever smurf. jockey

Denial.

I came out of nowhere like a ninja when you picked it up.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Denial.

I came out of nowhere like a ninja when you picked it up.

It was a slippery floor. You missed.

Then Spider-Girl came out of nowhere like a ninja... jockey

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
It was a slippery floor. You missed.

Then Spider-Girl came out of nowhere like a ninja... jockey

Pfft... I've had perfect aim ever since I was a kid. I aim this thing, and it goes in the hole... you know first hand what I'm talking about.

Eh?

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Pfft... I've had perfect aim ever since I was a kid. I aim this thing, and it [b]goes in the hole... you know first hand what I'm talking about.

Eh? [/B]

Yup. You shoot them tiddlywinks like nobody's business.

And you wonder why the comic traumatizes you so... just them good old repressed memories.

Ugh, I can't find a good person to add in the midget list.

Beast stays...

Who wins?

Originally posted by endrict
Ugh, I can't find a good person to add in the midget list.

Beast stays...

Who wins?

You could sub in Doop...