What have we learnt...from all 3 movies this time:P

70. We learned that we better start believing in ghost stories, because we're in one.

Oh my we are indeed learned. Number 53 Miz Sel& Bru--kinda disturbing about Ragetti, 😱 has he just been reading a lot or eavesdropping at someone's door? How does he know like a lover??

And number 66, Miz LovesTT, you know about Zeus--god and immortal and fornicated just about everybody who was anybody and himself in almost any form!!(I mean a swan...)

Possibly #70 We learned how to tump a ship over!! And gosh darn it , 😱 I for one hope I never never have to do that to save my sorry behind or anyone else's.

Are we going to be tested over this later? 🙄 lmao

71. We learned to never do anything incredibly stupid.

hahaha, to go along with that.

72. we learned that you should basically do whatever Jack tells you to do, because he's always 10 steps ahead of everyone else.

😆 😄 Miz Kateloves and SweetP-otC2003, y'all did funny on these last 2.

This is funny stuff--SweetP- yours could be a great tattoo if I could get over the tattoo mentality.

Thanks for adding some chuckle factor in the forum

73.We learned that Calypso can be giant and still the ship doesn't sink.

74. we learned that you don't have to be a professional or have much experience to get voted pirate king.

75. we learned that you generally have to be drunk or insane to understand pirate charts.

76. we learned that you should never stick your neck out for Elizabeth, because you will probably wind up dead.

77. we learned that brocade can be extremely attractive on certain commodores.

68. we learned that undead pirates can't taste food or enjoy sex, but they can enjoy warm dresses.

----See.....Will is a undead Pirate...immortal, so how does he have sex on a beach with Lizzy and not only have sex but create a child????!!!!
Does it mean he can have sex but not enjoy it? What have we learned.....???LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

i hope he enjoyed it.

here's my question. how in the heck are they supposed to count ten years exactly? is it ten years to the DAY or the DATE? counting leap years, etc? how are you suppose to count that perfectly? did they have a calendar on them at the time?

78. We learned that even though swearing is not allowed in Disney movies, clear hints towards men partaking in prostitution are allowed

79. we learned that it is possible to acquire black eyeliner anywhere on earth, including davy jones' locker.

80. we learned that it is also possible to acquire well-fitting black lingerie for that special moment anywhere on earth, and in the midst of an epic battle as well.

81. we learned that fake eyeballs can be very valuable and important.

82. we learned that you get credit for trying to read the bible.

Absolutely learned it top to bottom--Miz Sel&Bru, #78, it is an odd bit 😕 of standards, innuit, Pirates, yes--that seems to cover it all. lol on that.

#77, Miz Kateloves--you know wouldn't have thought about that just Johnny on the spot, but now that you mention it, it does feel learned in the nicest sense of the word, fabric, person,...anywho, universal truth no doubt!! 😄

#ing no longer an option for me, too challenged:

We learned that there needs to be something in it for the pirate for said pirate to perform various variations on pirating. Except for the one bit of piracy when he stole our hearts. 😍 😊 (16 hours from winter break--oh my)

Piracy is not good for our movie industry....😄

So very very true Miz Faith 27--we're not into thieving 😒 if that's what you might be thinkin'--Stealing hard work , ❌ --loving 🏴‍☠️ --well now what else might you expect here in the Caribbean (Gulf, Atlantic, Pacific...)

70. We learned -what the whole show is about:
☠Johnny is from Miramer + like 20 other places.
☠Racism
☠Agism
☠Eggism
and then we forgot what we were even jealous about.

83. Only one woman exists in the world to be a romantic interest and that's Elizabeth Swann. The best the rest of us can hope for is to be a weird fortune teller.

Oh, PS: has anyone ever heard the word "eggism?" It's not in the dictionary or in the thesaurus so it must just be a word associated with really bad acne.

(Sorry I think something really hacked KMC because I do not think I put the wrong number at all. alien1 This is I believe the 3rd time something like this happened.)

I think you can technically make "egg-ism" a word for usage.

84. Much like the valuable lesson in Austin Powers, you don't need really great teeth to be a sex symbol.

Hmm, egg-ism also isn't a word. Isn't that just silly? Especially when "intelligent" people use it.

LOL LOL LOL! No good teeth is definitely a little bump in the road for Austin and Jack.
Eggism is my new favorite word willo...along with the word 'eggist'. Bad acne...how do you come up with it?

85. Always keep more than one peanut on your ship if you wanna live

Well, I had some inspiration for "eggism..." if you want to read certain things on your down time.

86. If little Jacks are whispering in your ears, just sit back and enjoy it.