Best House Lines

which are your favorite quotes from the awesomeness that is House ?

... "was up late last night, internet porn."

Or something like that.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
... "was up late last night, internet porn."

Or something like that.

That was me, you *******! 😠

Wilson "I'm with a patient."
House "Are they dying?"
Wilson "Yes"
House "Are they dying right now?!"

"She's 'finding Nemo'... you know, 'ya-yaing her sisterhood'."
"Are you saying my daughter is masturbating?!"
"Please, there's a child present!"

I love that scene.

Just watched an episode.

Cameron: We can't do the surgery.
House: Great, just wait a few weeks he should be better by then.....wait, which way does time go again?

Originally posted by Gideon
That was me, you *******! 😠

Palpatine possesses a midi-chlorian count on par with that of an Aak hound. 😐