Worst Smelling Comic Book Characters.

Started by Kutulu4 pages
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Hulk, the Warbound.

Your mother, after she had you.
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Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Hulk, the Warbound.

😂

Originally posted by Kutulu
Your mother, after she had you.
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My mother's dead, *******.... 😬

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
My mother's dead, *******.... 😬

Wow, how original of a line to use on an internet forum. 🙄

Originally posted by Kutulu
Wow, how original of a line to use on an internet forum. 🙄

Way more fun in RL. Especially when you smack the guy too.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Way more fun in RL. Especially when you smack the guy too.

If Smurph was here IRL I would kick him right in his blue balls with my steeltoe's.

Originally posted by Kutulu
Wow, how original of a line to use on an internet forum. 🙄
If it was true, you'd feel like shit though.

You set yourself up for that line, the round always goes to the dead-mother-claimer.

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
My mother's dead, *******.... 😬

Anyway, Superman Prime is the smelliest there is, he was in a Green Box in front of a Red Sun for a year. Pre-Crisis Superstink ftw

Originally posted by Kutulu
If Smurph was here IRL I would kick him right in his blue balls with my steeltoe's.
Please.

I'm 7'6, and can bench four times my body weight.

I also have a 20" dick and make a 12 figure salary.

Nice threat though.

I'm shaking in my little booties.

I'm going to say Gambit, he seems like the type of tool who would bath in cheap cologne. I bet he slathers on the axe/tag body spray every morning... disgusting!

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Please.

I'm 7'6, and can bench four times my body weight.

I also have a 20" dick and make a 12 figure salary.

Nice threat though.

I'm shaking in my little booties.

I can kill a marmoset from 30 yards using nothing but my body odor.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I can kill a marmoset from 30 yards using nothing but my body odor.
That's nothing.

I can kill a marmoset from 40 yards using nothing but your body odor.

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
That's nothing.

I can kill a marmoset from 40 yards using nothing but your body odor.

I won't even ask why you have his body odor smeared on your body and it stinks worse than it does on him. 😘

lol nice, I would add something but I don't want to kill the joke

Hulk.

Originally posted by Kutulu
I won't even ask why you have his body odor smeared on your body and it stinks worse than it does on him. 😘
Probably a wise choice.

Ask a stupid question...

I love how Kutulu is complaining about Smurph being a troll in the 300 Spartans vs. The Fellowship thread, while he trolls it up over here.

😖hifty:

Shit, now I'm a troll too!

Wolverine by far

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Shit, now I'm a troll too!
At least you have an excuse.

You're a Wolverine fanboy. You can't help it.

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Just kidding Shrank... haermm