Indys death

Started by Rogue Jedi53 pages

Re: Indys death

Originally posted by Nod
If they continued to he dies how do you think it will happen?
While receiving a group blowjob from all 3 Indy girls.

You into granny sex then...? Far be it from me to judge....but I dont think Indy is into all that. All his women were young and fit.

Get Indy some energetic decent action at least, if this is to be his last shag!

Fisting Kate Blanchett's character while on Coke...?

Getting hold of his Son's GF from when his son was in Transformers?

Yeah If I had to go in a frenzied pro tournament bout of "Hide the sausage" with Megan Fox I would consider life to have been worthwhile...

He does deserve some decent shag action, especially to make up for the raping he suffered at the Hands of Spielberg and Lucas.

hmmmmm...i love the movie...

Its ok man, we aint gonna hate on ya.

Its great that they are releasing people back into the community so soon.....outpatients programs are making a lot of headway these days.

And people with acute perceptory problems are just as entitled to their opinion as the rest of the cinema viewing world.

(j/k) 😛

😂

I've gotta be honest. Since KOTCS, ive not watched any other than Raiders once in the summer. And that had a bad taste afterwards, when it closed with that warehouse shot.

The damage was too deep, integrating this piece of shit into the trilogy.
I just cant watch Raiders without the foul stain of TAOMFS rearing it's ugly head.
Im genuinely gutted.

*calls shrink*

Its like GL and SS raped a part of my soul.

He has a very soft coach.

He drives coaches too?

Yes, he needs you to inflate the tires.

And when you're done, you can use his sofa. 😉

Ahhhhh so its not a self of self esteem he works on, but tire pressures...? Well, pressure is pressure I guess.... ✅

And he'll lay it on ya.

Like a bad mofo?

You betta believe it!

Unnngh! Shamoannnn...! Heh....!!!

Huh?

Those were a Micheal Jackson lyric sandwiched with by two Joe Tex and James Brown lyrics.

Ah... Michael... rrrrrriight.

Bet he'll turn up as villain in Indy 5.

Well the CGI sheen will suit his plastic exterior well.

He should be kept well away from any under-age gophers though.