Haha, Homewrecker!

I told my friend that I saw some girl who looks like his fiance gettin' shitfaced with a bunch of dudes at this party two weeks ago, now he's on the phone arguing that he's calling the wedding off. My bad, ain't I a stinker...?

Damn right, get in the bathtub, your face smells like some rotten innards I left on the ground after I f*cked this chick's stomach with a chainsaw, and bathed in the residue!

You're a monster.

You're both monsters.

Kramer's a woman.

Originally posted by Barker
You're a monster.

You're both monsters.

Kramer's a woman.

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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GO AWAY BARKER, I HATE YOU AND YOUR COMMUNIST IphONE

Originally posted by Barker
You're a monster.

You're both monsters.

Kramer's a woman.

And what a woman!!

He shouldn't have been getting married anyway if he's that paranoid and quick to believe a goat-man nahuh

Originally posted by Scythe
I told my friend that I saw some girl who looks like his fiance gettin' shitfaced with a bunch of dudes at this party two weeks ago, now he's on the phone arguing that he's calling the wedding off. My bad, ain't I a stinker...?

Originally posted by Syren
He shouldn't have been getting married anyway if he's that paranoid and quick to believe a goat-man nahuh

Oh hardy har har...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope. Was she shagging them, and was it in fact his GF?

No, she was just getting drunk, but I also said the key words: "looks like."

I'm not sure if it was or not, regardless, his ass is stupid anyways.