Duke Nukem vs. Big Boss

Duke from 3D vs. Snake/Big Boss from MPO.

Big Boss >>> Dukey

how ?
Duke is faster and has better weapons

No, your Duke Ass-kissing has gone far enough.
Big Boss wins this easily.

How?

Your Duke bias has gone far enough.

C WAT I DID THAR!

*Slaps Blax_Hydralisk's head*

Snap out of it!

Duke.

Duke's too fast for Jack

Jack was the best soldier of the 21st century. Boss wins.

While Duke is busy deystroying everything in his sight,BB sneaks up behind him and gives his neck a swift snap.

GamePro once talked about this fight,like 6 years ago.Only it was Solid Snake.

Look at his neck.

Do you honestly think a neck that size can be snapped.

yes.
but that's too easy, Boss knifes him in the throat spraying blood everywhere.

Duke Nukem is resistant to sharp objects.

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
No, your Duke Ass-kissing has gone far enough.

not Krauser's and Leon's Knife.

Yes Krauser and Leon's knife.

No Krauser and Leon's Knife.

His knives are better.

Originally posted by Wandering Flame

His knives are better.

That they are.

But even Raven's knives wouldn't hurt Duke.