The Olsen twins walk into a bar, they say to the bartender "Make us two asshurts." The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?" The Olsen twins reply with "Well, Bob Saget hands you a glass of chocolate milk he just made, then three hours later you wake up on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles."
Originally posted by Röland
The Olsen twins walk into a bar, they say to the bartender "Make us two asshurts." The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?" The Olsen twins reply with "Well, Bob Saget hands you a glass of chocolate milk he just made, then three hours later you wake up on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles."
Gilbert Gottfried sucks, just like you.