I am made of awesome

Originally posted by Phucked Up
*throws a sharpened stick at you*

*Is hit in the back and is ko'd*

*sips vodka*

*masturbates*

*vomits*

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
*masturbates*

*kills*

Is someone gonna take me to the hospital?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Is someone gonna take me to the hospital?

I'll drive but I'm drunk and have no licence so if we crash I'm putting you behind the wheel awehuhs

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Is someone gonna take me to the hospital?

Nah.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'll drive but I'm drunk and have no licence so if we crash I'm putting you behind the wheel awehuhs

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Nah.

weep

I'll buy you guys french fries next time. 🙁

I WANT PESHWARI NAN!! ha-son

WHAT?!?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
weep

I'll but you guys french fries next time. 🙁

You'll put my fries up your butt?! RAGE!!!

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You'll put my fries up your butt?! RAGE!!!

****ing typos! 😠

No! I mean buy!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
WHAT?!?

PESHWARI NAN! FROM INDIAN RESTAURANT!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
PESHWARI NAN! FROM INDIAN RESTAURANT!!

OH!

My dads supposed to be bringing me one home from the indian restaurant he went to tongiht but I think he'll forget mmm

😂

SOL GO TO THE STORE!! ha-son

ADULT TALK INSIDE:

Spoiler:
I'M SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND NEED KEN TO FILL MY HOLES WITH HIS ENORMOUS C*CK!

except my butt

*runs to the store*

Spoiler:
Piggle being horny and telling me all the things she'd do to me has made me horny and I need to phuck her wildly. GOD DAMN OCEAN BEING IN THE WAY! And yes, nothing in the butt. Eww.