Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
haermmyou know me well. mmm
gotta be pretty retarded to burn yourself on the oven. but i hope it gets infected. hug
you wont believe what happened last night. awehawe
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z0mg did you see the proposal?? 😱
BB ****ed it up. made it ghey and ruined the whole thing.
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Before I fall asleep, chain lock the doors so Walshy won't get in please. cryoh
ok petpet
Originally posted by Piggle Humsyno i didnt. 😐
Yes 🙂uhuh
z0mg did you see the proposal?? 😱
BB ****ed it up. made it ghey and ruined the whole thing.
ok petpet
thanks for spoiling it kinda. 😐
i killed the electric last night so missed it. awehawe
i have to fill you in on what happened too, but after BB, awehuhs
Originally posted by Piggle Humsyshaddap uhuh
omg, what happened last night?did you and lloyd finally go further than kissing? awehuhs
well, cardiff city called me and were asking if i would help them get to the premiership, so then i though id practise by kicking a ball about the house, and i kinda smashed the light bulb, then after trying to get the actual end of the bulb out of the lamp i gave up and left it for a while, so then after a few hours and it was night, i tried again, but because im retarded, i turned on the lamp, this lamp has like two bulbs, one so i thought itd be okay to try change the light, i put my fingers on the end of this bulb to change it then i got a big electric shock up my through my hands and wrists, it was pretty scary tbh, and as soon as i did it all the electricity went out and now im like electrocuted, shitting myself, and alone in a dark house. but it turned out all the main big lights worked, then im going round the house seeing if anything worked, the fridge didnt work, but i was able to have coco pops to calm my nerves, then i had a late shower to calm my nerves, then i got a text off moose telling me im a jack bastard for not going to the norwich game i mean wtf i should so kick his ass, and how did cardiff draw from 2-0 up, but at least mccormack is making his moneys worth haha and he only cost like a few hundred thousand, then i phoned my sister and she was at a club and i was saying something like 'can you come over, the electricity is off' then she said something like 'mike?', im like 'yeah', shes like 'my brother?', im like 'yeah' and shes like 'you KNOB! im drunk!' then she came over in a taxi and all she did was switch the main switch on the main electric thing, but i didnt know what to do did i, so then she says shes staying over, and when we were cooking the chicken nuggets and pizza she made me prayer to the oven and was being weirder than usual, then i listened to foo fighters and went to bed, happy that the electric was back and i didnt die from the electric shock. awehuhs
teh cardiff calling me up isnt true, but i was playing football and smashed the bulb. awehuhs