I am made of awesome

Started by Piggle Humsy2,147 pages
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
hey piggle, let me tell you about my day. awehuhs

Fine, but it better be good awehuhs

Originally posted by kodak
🙁 now i want to die

petpet

if piggle dies, I Dies! ha-son

Originally posted by kodak
if piggle dies, I Dies! ha-son

I'm not gonna die! ha-son

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm not gonna die! ha-son
you bester not ha-son

Originally posted by kodak
you bester not ha-son

I won't! ha-son

I AM THE RAIN SPIRIT!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Fine, but it better be good awehuhs

petpet

its been a strange, uncomfortable, horrible day. so im going into work a little late and still half asleep, then niomi's friend (forgot her name mmm) called me over and was like "mike, do you like niomi?", now im like "awehuhs ......i dont like her like her aweherm" and shes like "oh, okay" and im like "but shes....nice awehuhs" and then i walk away thinking '****ING HELL! WHY DIDNT I SAY I LIKED HER FFS! I MEAN I SHOULD LIKE HER! I THINK I LIKE HER! SHES NICE AND PRETTY HOT! WHY DID I HAVE TO ****ING SAY I DIDNT LIKE HER! UGH!' then i go upstairs into the bit of the room we go in and me, rob and leon started talking about smack somehow, and then rob is like "i did smack once". and im like 'wtf? why would you boast about that?' then he goes on and says that he snorted smack? you cant snort smack! and now me and leon (and leon knows his stuff when it comes to drugs like) and we're like 'aweherm what a f@g amirite?' then i went into the other building where everyone has to do their NVQs and i usually lose money if i dont go over there, so then im over there for a bit and pete says that gayle is ill so i get to go home, which was pretty awesome. then when i got my dad made a huge deal cause i was losing money for getting docked a lot. he made such a thing about it like, he made me turn off the tele and have a "sit down and chat" im like 'dad ffs mun? die already?' so then hes saying he will come in if he doesnt see improvement or doesnt see my attendance or something. so then mum came in and he was telling mum about it and it was really uncomfortable and weird, so then i thought it would be funny if i made it worse and i said "...my girlfriends pregnant". turned out, not so funny at tall. and they were askign me if i had people over and stuff and "be safe, wear a condom" and stuff, it was pretty weird. then my sister came over and she pretty much said the same as usual and went on and on about getting a course in college or something etc. so pretty ****ing weird. awehuhs

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
its been a strange, uncomfortable, horrible day. so im going into work a little late and still half asleep, then niomi's friend (forgot her name mmm) called me over and was like "mike, do you like niomi?", now im like "awehuhs ......i dont like her like her aweherm" and shes like "oh, okay" and im like "but shes....nice awehuhs" and then i walk away thinking '****ING HELL! WHY DIDNT I SAY I LIKED HER FFS! I MEAN I SHOULD LIKE HER! I THINK I LIKE HER! SHES NICE AND PRETTY HOT! WHY DID I HAVE TO ****ING SAY I DIDNT LIKE HER! UGH!' then i go upstairs into the bit of the room we go in and me, rob and leon started talking about smack somehow, and then rob is like "i did smack once". and im like 'wtf? why would you boast about that?' then he goes on and says that he snorted smack? you cant snort smack! and now me and leon (and leon knows his stuff when it comes to drugs like) and we're like 'aweherm what a f@g amirite?' then i went into the other building where everyone has to do their NVQs and i usually lose money if i dont go over there, so then im over there for a bit and pete says that gayle is ill so i get to go home, which was pretty awesome. then when i got my dad made a huge deal cause i was losing money for getting docked a lot. he made such a thing about it like, he made me turn off the tele and have a "sit down and chat" im like 'dad ffs mun? die already?' so then hes saying he will come in if he doesnt see improvement or doesnt see my attendance or something. so then mum came in and he was telling mum about it and it was really uncomfortable and weird, so then i thought it would be funny if i made it worse and i said "...my girlfriends pregnant". turned out, not so funny at tall. and they were askign me if i had people over and stuff and "be safe, wear a condom" and stuff, it was pretty weird. then my sister came over and she pretty much said the same as usual and went on and on about getting a course in college or something etc. so pretty ****ing weird. awehuhs

crylaugh

You need to try harder, otherwise you'll regret it later in life when no one will help you and you can't get a job to survive awehuhs

luf u lil one 🙂

Originally posted by Badwolf
The force unleashed

SCHWEETNESS. 😱

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
crylaugh

You need to try harder, otherwise you'll regret it later in life when no one will help you and you can't get a job to survive awehuhs

luf u lil one 🙂

but i cant be arsed srug

aw luff you too hug

PIGGLES!?!?!?

My crib broke and my toys arm fell off!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
but i cant be arsed srug

aw luff you too hug

But once you get to like 25 no one wants to help you anymore, and you can't get a job unless you're me, it's not fun awehuhs

kisses

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
PIGGLES!?!?!?

My crib broke and my toys arm fell off!

*makes everything better* petpet

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*makes everything better* petpet

Yay!

*crawls into kitchen*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
But once you get to like 25 no one wants to help you anymore, and you can't get a job unless you're me, it's not fun awehuhs

kisses

im not worried, my band is sure to hit the big time soon. awehuhs

*grabs tits* 🙂

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
im not worried, my band is sure to hit the big time soon. awehuhs

*grabs tits* 🙂

Oh right, yeah awehuhs

*cuts off hands and puts salt and vinegar on the bloody stumps* 🙂

*crawls back with a pear*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh right, yeah awehuhs

*cuts off hands and puts salt and vinegar on the bloody stumps* 🙂

*jabs boobs with bloody stumps* 🙂

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
*jabs boobs with bloody stumps* 🙂

*cuts off bloody stumps and shoves you into a big pot of boiling water* 🙂

don't get the blood on my pear 🙁