My mate just text me this joke:
A bloke takes his mates back to see his new flat,
after a few more beers one of the boys asks him what the big brass gong is for?
The host says "oh it's my speaking clock"
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you."
and he hits is full pelt with a club hammer.
And a voice from next door yells out "FOR ****S SAKE IT'S TWENTY TO THREE IN THE MORNING!!!"
haermm
Originally posted by @stroFan
Prove it. 😒
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
My mate just text me this joke:A bloke takes his mates back to see his new flat,
after a few more beers one of the boys asks him what the big brass gong is for?
The host says "oh it's my speaking clock"
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you."
and he hits is full pelt with a club hammer.And a voice from next door yells out "FOR ****S SAKE IT'S TWENTY TO THREE IN THE MORNING!!!"
haermm
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I'll American-ize that for ya.
A guy takes his friends back to see his new apartment.
After a few brewskies one of the guys asks him what the big brass gong is for.
The first guy says "Oh, it's my speaking clock."
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you."
And he hits it hard with a club hammer.
And a voice from next door yells out "FOR ****S SAKE IT'S TWO FORTY IN THE ****ING MORNING!!!"
Then they all went to Waffle House for late night food.
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'll American-ize that for ya.A guy takes his friends back to see his new apartment.
After a few brewskies one of the guys asks him what the big brass gong is for.
The first guy says "Oh, it's my speaking clock."
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you."
And he hits it hard with a club hammer.
And a voice from next door yells out "FOR ****S SAKE IT'S TWO FORTY IN THE ****ING MORNING!!!"
Then they all went to Waffle House for late night food.
crylaugh
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'll American-ize that for ya.A guy takes his friends back to see his new apartment.
After a few brewskies one of the guys asks him what the big brass gong is for.
The first guy says "Oh, it's my speaking clock."
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you."
And he hits it hard with a club hammer.
And a voice from next door yells out "FOR ****S SAKE IT'S TWO FORTY IN THE ****ING MORNING!!!"
Then they all went to Waffle House for late night food.
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