I am made of awesome

Originally posted by @stroFan
Oh.

*looks over shoulder* ermm

Yeah, this is why I don't bring soap to the threads. If it were to be dropped...uh-oh.

So tonight..

I went to my meeting, went well, boss told me that usually after this time passes they decided they no longer want the person working there, so i should feel proud that actually as time has passed they've realised they want me more and more.

also he was gonna get a desk in his office so I could work in there.. but probably won't.

Thank god cause that would be weird haermm

He told me I get to go to the office xmas party which is on Dec 11th.. not looking forward to that.

then I went for a drink with him, and he was really nervous.. like a kid.. was funny 😂

felt like a first date laughcry

he bought me vodka and coke and they didn't put much coke in it and he was like "is that ok?" and i was like "yeah, fine" and then he goes "oh you're only after the vodka, ok" crylaugh

Then I left and he thanked me for going for a drink with him as he hardly gets to go.

Then I got a text from my bro saying he was in the pub and to meet them if I wanted..

so I headed there, and had double vodka and coke and it was Happy Hour (2 for 1) w00t

Then we headed to the next pub, and blah blah blah.. great night, saw loads of people.. got told to try out more guys here before settling down with Ken..

I was like blahblah

but when Si left he kissed me goodbye and then said "Tell Ken I can't wait to meet him" which was a sarcastic comment but that was the best I was gonna get from him as he wants me for himself haermm

Then I was left with Pat, who made me laugh so hard I cried and my face hurt! crylaugh

Then he told me Wes was on his way and Bex (his gf) was away for the weekend so I should take up his offer to "deflower me" laughcry

bastard haermm

Originally posted by @stroFan
What about the one percent that wants to poke the Piggle? 😐

even if he were 1% straight.. doesn't mean that 1% wants to poke me 😐

Well I was wrong about your boss, but apparently someone still wanted to make you squeal. 😛

Originally posted by @stroFan
Well I was wrong about your boss, but apparently someone still wanted to make you squeal. 😛

shiftynin

smileygenerator

Originally posted by @stroFan
smileygenerator

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The infamous Penis Ninja. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by @stroFan
The infamous Penis Ninja. 😖hifty:

I like his style 😏

Originally posted by @stroFan
I get it fine, but that doesnt make it funny, or make him any less prick/*******.

Has anyone heard any news about Houston yet?

Originally posted by Badwolf
Has anyone heard any news about Houston yet?

Dont say that! I have friends there.

I just wanna know is it heading towards Spring

You could probably track it on google earth. mmm

I hope your friends are okay, too.

wave

Rolos!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
So tonight..

I went to my meeting, went well, boss told me that usually after this time passes they decided they no longer want the person working there, so i should feel proud that actually as time has passed they've realised they want me more and more.

also he was gonna get a desk in his office so I could work in there.. but probably won't.

Thank god cause that would be weird haermm

He told me I get to go to the office xmas party which is on Dec 11th.. not looking forward to that.

then I went for a drink with him, and he was really nervous.. like a kid.. was funny 😂

felt like a first date laughcry

he bought me vodka and coke and they didn't put much coke in it and he was like "is that ok?" and i was like "yeah, fine" and then he goes "oh you're only after the vodka, ok" crylaugh

Then I left and he thanked me for going for a drink with him as he hardly gets to go.

Then I got a text from my bro saying he was in the pub and to meet them if I wanted..

so I headed there, and had double vodka and coke and it was Happy Hour (2 for 1) w00t

Then we headed to the next pub, and blah blah blah.. great night, saw loads of people.. got told to try out more guys here before settling down with Ken..

I was like blahblah

but when Si left he kissed me goodbye and then said "Tell Ken I can't wait to meet him" which was a sarcastic comment but that was the best I was gonna get from him as he wants me for himself haermm

Then I was left with Pat, who made me laugh so hard I cried and my face hurt! crylaugh

Then he told me Wes was on his way and Bex (his gf) was away for the weekend so I should take up his offer to "deflower me" laughcry

bastard haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
So tonight..

I went to my meeting, went well, boss told me that usually after this time passes they decided they no longer want the person working there, so i should feel proud that actually as time has passed they've realised they want me more and more.

also he was gonna get a desk in his office so I could work in there.. but probably won't.

Thank god cause that would be weird haermm

He told me I get to go to the office xmas party which is on Dec 11th.. not looking forward to that.

then I went for a drink with him, and he was really nervous.. like a kid.. was funny 😂

felt like a first date laughcry

he bought me vodka and coke and they didn't put much coke in it and he was like "is that ok?" and i was like "yeah, fine" and then he goes "oh you're only after the vodka, ok" crylaugh

Then I left and he thanked me for going for a drink with him as he hardly gets to go.

Then I got a text from my bro saying he was in the pub and to meet them if I wanted..

so I headed there, and had double vodka and coke and it was Happy Hour (2 for 1) w00t

Then we headed to the next pub, and blah blah blah.. great night, saw loads of people.. got told to try out more guys here before settling down with Ken..

I was like blahblah

but when Si left he kissed me goodbye and then said "Tell Ken I can't wait to meet him" which was a sarcastic comment but that was the best I was gonna get from him as he wants me for himself haermm

Then I was left with Pat, who made me laugh so hard I cried and my face hurt! crylaugh

Then he told me Wes was on his way and Bex (his gf) was away for the weekend so I should take up his offer to "deflower me" laughcry

bastard haermm

I'm sure Ken is going to feel like a million bucks after reading this.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
good night?

yeah real good night.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I'm sure Ken is going to feel like a million bucks after reading this.

ermm

Why?

Firstly, I told him about most of it before posting that, and he said he was fine.

And secondly, I spent the whole night telling everyone how much I loved him.