I am made of awesome

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ok tell me all about it! *waits excitedly*

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN!!??!???????!! ha-son

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ok tell me all about it! *waits excitedly*
got a lift into work today cause of the rain so i was at work at 9 which is when we're meant to be in but id rather be a bit late or watching tv and then i just checked out a few things on the web and played that playing with fire game until jonny came up and straight away he was boasting about winning £7 off me yesterday uhuh and hes saying like "oh you could win it back go on whimp etc." and then i ended up losing another £2 to him and we just kept betting money most of the day until break and he won most of them but i think i won 30p biscuits and at break moose kept throwing his food at me and putting the pastry stuff in my hood/hair and calling me pastry boy and i just kept telling them to die or play in traffic then we got back to work and i actually did some 😖mart: but then it got gay so i played solitaire until lunch and we went to the rec again in the little kiddie park and went on the spinny thingy again and whenever i was spinning and jonny kept kicking me and moose was abusing me all day calling me jack bastard and that then moose decides it a good idea to go running around the track near there and i cba but then i did and first we just did 100m and then jonny joined in and we ran a whole lap of the track and they only won cause they got longer legs and then i decided to go home hopefully i havent been docked and now im going driving i think but i cba mehhhhhh

Nice haermm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
got a lift into work today cause of the rain so i was at work at 9 which is when we're meant to be in but id rather be a bit late or watching tv and then i just checked out a few things on the web and played that playing with fire game until jonny came up and straight away he was boasting about winning £7 off me yesterday uhuh and hes saying like "oh you could win it back go on whimp etc." and then i ended up losing another £2 to him and we just kept betting money most of the day until break and he won most of them but i think i won 30p biscuits and at break moose kept throwing his food at me and putting the pastry stuff in my hood/hair and calling me pastry boy and i just kept telling them to die or play in traffic then we got back to work and i actually did some 😖mart: but then it got gay so i played solitaire until lunch and we went to the rec again in the little kiddie park and went on the spinny thingy again and whenever i was spinning and jonny kept kicking me and moose was abusing me all day calling me jack bastard and that then moose decides it a good idea to go running around the track near there and i cba but then i did and first we just did 100m and then jonny joined in and we ran a whole lap of the track and they only won cause they got longer legs and then i decided to go home hopefully i havent been docked and now im going driving i think but i cba mehhhhhh

That wasn't anywhere as good as your last story uhuh
I'm disappointed in you Welshy awehuhs

OMFG, I pissed in a cup. 131

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
That wasn't anywhere as good as your last story uhuh
I'm disappointed in you Welshy awehuhs
it was a lazy day and im sure i skipped a bit of the abuse cause i cba uhuh

Originally posted by Phucked Up
OMFG, I pissed in a cup. 131
OMG mikey 😱

Originally posted by Phucked Up
OMFG, I pissed in a cup. 131

😆

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
😆
how was your day piggle? awesome

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
how was your day piggle? awesome

It sucked.

next question?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It sucked.

next question?

im sure it wasnt that bad, look back on your day and tell me every little bit? 🙂

So like, theres this Bad Moon Rising. I can feel it.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
im sure it wasnt that bad, look back on your day and tell me every little bit? 🙂

I was woken by Kram3r ringing me, put phone on silent and went back to sleep.

He rang 2 more times.

Then I woke up at 4pm or whatever and here I am.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I was woken by Kram3r ringing me, put phone on silent and went back to sleep.

He rang 2 more times.

Then I woke up at 4pm or whatever and here I am.

sounds great awehuhs

and now Ken is here to do weird things to you! w00t

you also heard about my day which adds to your day. 🙂

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I was woken by Kram3r ringing me, put phone on silent and went back to sleep.

He rang 2 more times.

Then I woke up at 4pm or whatever and here I am.

Theres 4 hours in between 4 and now uhuh

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
sounds great awehuhs

and now Ken is here to do weird things to you! w00t

you also heard about my day which adds to your day. 🙂

Yeah 😐

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Theres 4 hours in between 4 and now uhuh

I came online and haven't really moved since awehuhs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah 😐

I came online and haven't really moved since awehuhs

do something that when you go to bed you can say "damn right i ____, yeah 313"

🙂

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
do something that when you go to bed you can say "damn right i ____, yeah 313"

🙂

whatever any of that meant😐

i knew what i meant uhuh

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
do something that when you go to bed you can say "damn right i ____, yeah 313"

🙂

I'll try mmm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'll try mmm
any ideas yet? mmm