I am made of awesome

Started by Phucked Up2,147 pages

*dances in his make believe world of perfection*

Originally posted by Phucked Up
*dances in his make believe world of perfection*

I love you, silly man mwahlong

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I love you, silly man mwahlong

Dance with meh?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Dance with meh?

of course

_dancing_

31% of men said they would dump a girl if she ordered a pint of guinness.

how weird. mmm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
31% of men said they would dump a girl if she ordered a pint of guiness.

how weird. mmm

Guess we don't all like drunks. Be happy you have Ken. 😉

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
31% of men said they would dump a girl if she ordered a pint of guinness.

how weird. mmm

Oooh i love that stuff. but never from a pint glass.

*mass confusion*

Originally posted by @stroFan
Guess we don't all like drunks. Be happy you have Ken. 😉

It's about what she is ordering not being drunk! uhuh

I'm not a drunk.

I hate you now!

shut up and go throw yourself into a river!

Originally posted by Badwolf
Oooh i love that stuff. but never from a pint glass.

eww yuck, tastes like dirty water yucky

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
eww yuck, tastes like dirty water yucky

Oh i like it.

I am not fussed on cider unless its magners with ice.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's about what she is ordering not being drunk! uhuh

I'm not a drunk.

I hate you now!

shut up and go throw yourself into a river!

You would have laughed on any other week. shock

Originally posted by Badwolf
Oh i like it.

I am not fussed on cider unless its magners with ice.

Yeah I only like Magners with ice too.

I usually just stick to vodka and coke, or bacardi and coke.

Originally posted by @stroFan
You would have laughed on any other week. shock

I am depressed today. and feel like shit.

*throws you off a cliff* 😒

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I am depressed today. and feel like shit.

*throws you off a cliff* 😒

If you had a better boyfriend he would fix that. 😐

I keed. 😮

Originally posted by @stroFan
If you had a better boyfriend he would fix that. 😐

I keed. 😮

I don't have a boyfriend 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I am depressed today. and feel like shit.

*throws you off a cliff* 😒

*works up an alibi*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I don't have a boyfriend 😐

That's so cool, neither do I. 😛

Originally posted by @stroFan
That's so cool, neither do I. 😛

I heard differently. 😐

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I heard differently. 😐

I heard you heard wrong. 😐