I am made of awesome

Started by Piggle Humsy2,147 pages

I PHUCKING LOVE KEN!!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
how did he do it though? just walk up and kiss your boobs?

No, he was pretending to do press ups of a bar stool to impress me and every time he lent down he kissed my boobs.. 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No, he was pretending to do press ups of a bar stool to impress me and every time he lent down he kissed my boobs.. 😐
weird awebrow

so you let him kiss your boobs a couple times before you slapped him?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
weird awebrow

so you let him kiss your boobs a couple times before you slapped him?

I wasn't aware what he was doing the first time.. then when I realised I couldn't move back out of his way because the place was absolutely jam packed.

so I slapped him to stop. ermmhappy

I licked his stomach the last time I saw him.. so I guess he thought he had a chance 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I wasn't aware what he was doing the first time.. then when I realised I couldn't move back out of his way because the place was absolutely jam packed.

so I slapped him to stop. ermmhappy

I licked his stomach the last time I saw him.. so I guess he thought he had a chance 😐

😂

who do you think would win in a fight? neil or ken? and neil and your bro?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
😂

who do you think would win in a fight? neil or ken? and neil and your bro?

Ken and My Bro over Neil. for sure.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I wasn't aware what he was doing the first time.. then when I realised I couldn't move back out of his way because the place was absolutely jam packed.

so I slapped him to stop. ermmhappy

I licked his stomach the last time I saw him.. so I guess he thought he had a chance 😐

That last part adds a little something to the story. 😐

😐 It was in my single drinking days.

dodgy

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I PHUCKING LOVE KEN!!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

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Nice part of the night was when Susan congratulated me on being engaged and then her friend, who I didn't know, grabbed me and started shouting "congratulations!!! woo!" 😆

Originally posted by Agent White
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uhuh

Maybe you should, and GTFO!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
uhuh

Maybe you should, and GTFO!

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Originally posted by Agent White
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Dine in hell! uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Dine in hell! uhuh

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ermmad

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ermmad

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ok whimper

I'm off to bed now, my head hurts from tiredness sleepy

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ok whimper

I'm off to bed now, my head hurts from tiredness sleepy

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ok whimper

I'm off to bed now, my head hurts from tiredness sleepy

night, hope you get a hangover. wave