I am made of awesome

Started by Phucked Up2,147 pages
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I did say ride.. mmm

I can't be held accountable for anything I read wrong, I is tired.

No, I haven't touched your woman!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
No, I haven't touched your woman!

Phuck a goat.

"Why you always telling me to **** a goat man??"

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I can't be held accountable for anything I read wrong, I is tired.

petpet

*snuggles with you before slowly creeping down your body* shiftynin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
petpet

*snuggles with you before slowly creeping down your body* shiftynin

Now thats what im talking about. 😱

Originally posted by @stroFan
Now thats what im talking about. 😱

I'm doing it to Ken.. not you.. you realise that right? 🤨

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm doing it to Ken.. not you.. you realise that right? 🤨
He knows, he just likes to see women touching man dongs

Originally posted by Mairuzu
He knows, he just likes to see women touching man dongs

Oh I see.. that makes sense mhmm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm doing it to Ken.. not you.. you realise that right? 🤨

Yeah, but its still like free porn. Only I know the 'performers'. ✅

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh I see.. that makes sense mhmm

Yeah, cause Ast is teh ghey.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yeah, cause Ast is teh ghey.

Might as well, women piss me off. 😒

Originally posted by @stroFan
Yeah, but its still like free porn. Only I know the 'performers'. ✅

I'm better than any pornstar.. 131

Originally posted by @stroFan
Might as well, women piss me off. 😒

ha-son

not me? eyes

Originally posted by @stroFan
Yeah, but its still like free porn. Only I know the 'performers'. ✅

You'd really want to see me have sex? 😕

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm better than any pornstar.. 131

ha-son

not me? eyes

Yeah, because I need to be attracted to the dude. 🙄 Pornstars are some of the ugliest mother ****ers anyway. 😂

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You'd really want to see me have sex? 😕

No, but you are off limits. If you were available, you would probably piss me off. 😛

Originally posted by @stroFan
Yeah, because I need to be attracted to the dude. 🙄 Pornstars are some of the ugliest mother ****ers anyway. 😂

No, but you are off limits. If you were available, you would probably piss me off. 😛

wait, wut?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
wait, wut?

I honestly dont know. 😆

Originally posted by @stroFan
I honestly dont know. 😆

You've just confused the phuck out of me.

I think reading this page has made me gayer

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I think reading this page has made me gayer

Now you're Mega Gay.