Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
smashing xDdunno if i said but im on placement in this computer shop, i still only get paid by ACT (£50 ermm). its great cause for ACT i usually have to be there around 9ish but in this shop i dont have to be there until around 10, so i can watch all my sitcoms and razmataz stoned(lol razmataz, im going to cal my band "Razmataz"😉. so i get a lift off my dad and got in around 10ish then i had to smash this laptop to pieces and put back together. ok i lied but i had to like rip it all apart, its like an autopsy, but for a computer. and im scared how long i can go in a small room alone with the owner, shes damn ugly, but i feel like raping her or something srug. then at lunch i went to the premier (like a small spar, you know) and got some sweets then he said how much is it and cause i forgot/couldnt be arsed to count i just let him do it so then i walked up the hill just looking around the village cause i hadnt been there before, then i got a pack of crisps, so sweets and crisps for lunch, was good. then on the way back i went into the cafe place next door, id probably use it more but its where the owner goes for lunch, she was back in the shop when i went in there, then i got my diet pepsi. so i go back in the shop, and its great cause shes doing mostly all the work and im just sitting there with my can all like 'stoned'. then she went to the chemist for like half hour and so i had to deal with any customers if any come in, and now im like OH SHI- cause i aint dealt with customers like that before and so this guy comes in and says something like "im osama bin laden, im here to pick up my computer and im like '...................awehuhs'", so yeah, he got his computer and gave me money, which was great, then i realised i couldn't keep it :'(. so now im just sitting and playing with the magnifying glass, and then this semi-hot girl comes in and says something or something then i end up looking for a laptop, then she says "i got it right here, im here to drop it off awebrow", im like 'awehuhs'. the best part of the job so far is finding out that some guy downloaded some ladies wrestling stuff and got his computer infected. then i got a lift back off my dad, but i have to get the bus tomorrow :'(. so i get home, thinking i could just watch tele, guitar, post. then theres a tap at my door (funny sense of humour the plumber has), but no, theres my driving instructor at the drive and im like "the ****, i got a lesson? barker", so then it turned out i had a lesson. it went pretty good, i did parallel parking and reversing inbetween two cars, on the ride back i messed up cause i didnt put it in gear right, that was gay, he said im too rough and anxious but that i did good. then i drove home and now im home in my home. good times.
*****!
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
smashing xDdunno if i said but im on placement in this computer shop, i still only get paid by ACT (£50 ermm). its great cause for ACT i usually have to be there around 9ish but in this shop i dont have to be there until around 10, so i can watch all my sitcoms and razmataz stoned(lol razmataz, im going to cal my band "Razmataz"😉. so i get a lift off my dad and got in around 10ish then i had to smash this laptop to pieces and put back together. ok i lied but i had to like rip it all apart, its like an autopsy, but for a computer. and im scared how long i can go in a small room alone with the owner, shes damn ugly, but i feel like raping her or something srug. then at lunch i went to the premier (like a small spar, you know) and got some sweets then he said how much is it and cause i forgot/couldnt be arsed to count i just let him do it so then i walked up the hill just looking around the village cause i hadnt been there before, then i got a pack of crisps, so sweets and crisps for lunch, was good. then on the way back i went into the cafe place next door, id probably use it more but its where the owner goes for lunch, she was back in the shop when i went in there, then i got my diet pepsi. so i go back in the shop, and its great cause shes doing mostly all the work and im just sitting there with my can all like 'stoned'. then she went to the chemist for like half hour and so i had to deal with any customers if any come in, and now im like OH SHI- cause i aint dealt with customers like that before and so this guy comes in and says something like "im osama bin laden, im here to pick up my computer and im like '...................awehuhs'", so yeah, he got his computer and gave me money, which was great, then i realised i couldn't keep it :'(. so now im just sitting and playing with the magnifying glass, and then this semi-hot girl comes in and says something or something then i end up looking for a laptop, then she says "i got it right here, im here to drop it off awebrow", im like 'awehuhs'. the best part of the job so far is finding out that some guy downloaded some ladies wrestling stuff and got his computer infected. then i got a lift back off my dad, but i have to get the bus tomorrow :'(. so i get home, thinking i could just watch tele, guitar, post. then theres a tap at my door (funny sense of humour the plumber has), but no, theres my driving instructor at the drive and im like "the ****, i got a lesson? barker", so then it turned out i had a lesson. it went pretty good, i did parallel parking and reversing inbetween two cars, on the ride back i messed up cause i didnt put it in gear right, that was gay, he said im too rough and anxious but that i did good. then i drove home and now im home in my home. good times.
*****!
"and im scared how long i can go in a small room alone with the owner, shes damn ugly, but i feel like raping her or something srug."
crylaugh