I am made of awesome

Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you tell them when they ask about the bruises? awetwitch

Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you tell them when they ask about the bruises? awetwitch

I tell them Liam did it awetwitch

piggles

OMG my sister is one of the stupidest ****ing people I have ever known.

I ask her to meet me at the bus stop..so I text her when i'm a little bit away.. and then I get off the bus.. no sign of her, now there are 2 routes to the bus stop but I always take the alleyway, so I ring her to find out which was she is going... no answer, so I decide to start walking home as my feet hurt and I don't want to wait around, I keep ringing her, no answer still, so I assume she hasn't left yet and is being slow, so I continue walking home, I get home and she's not there, my dad thinks I'm joking when I ask where she is... then he says "i'll go look for her" so he goes and I get changed out of my work clothes, I hear a knock, assuming it's them back, nope, just my sister awehawe

So somehow she has managed to go to the bustop and home without bumping into me or my dad along the way wanker

oh and she didn't answer her phone because?? she didn't ****ing have the brains to take it with her.

so assuming my dad hasn't got his phone I decide I better go look for him and tell him the ****tard is back.. so I go out and then after a few minutes I get a phonecall from my sister saying she rang dad and he had his phone on him so she told him to come back so I should come back.

so I come back and after like 5 minutes I start to wonder why my dads not back yet, and then he rings and says "where are you?" and I tell him I'm home because my sister told me she'd told you to come back, and then he says "she told me you were out looking for me, so I decided to find you"

so she never bothered to tell him she had told me to come home..

seriously, she is so ****ing stupid!! how can one person **** up something so simple and make it into something so major.

stupid ****.

my sister has sex for money. srug

you've got the worse of the sisters 😆

I'd be proud of my sister if she actually got off her ass to make some money, even if it meant selling herself haermm

😆

spit in her food uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'd be proud of my sister if she actually got off her ass to make some money, even if it meant selling herself haermm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
😆

spit in her food uhuh

She is so useless.. I wish she'd move out disgust

Originally posted by kodak
in that case i'll pay her 5$ for sexual things mmm

She has a bf awehuhs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
She is so useless.. I wish she'd move out disgust

She has a bf awehuhs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
She is so useless.. I wish she'd move out disgust

She has a bf awehuhs

why dont you move out?

Originally posted by kodak
well im not paying for sexual things with him if thats what your thinking. mmm

They come as a pair awesrug

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i blame you for assuming your dad forgot his phone

why dont you move out?

I blame you! uhuh

Can't afford to yet, plus she's older, she should move out.

anyways I'm off to the chippy to get mah dinner. ermmhappy

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
They come as a pair awesrug

but im not going to use him

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
They come as a pair awesrug

I blame you! uhuh

Can't afford to yet, plus she's older, she should move out.

anyways I'm off to the chippy to get mah dinner. ermmhappy

its called a loan awesus

did you have work again?

although its hardly work. go in twice a week for a few hours. awehawe

unhealthy

but i did have a burger from teh chippy for lunch so i guess we will both die of heart attacks awesrg

Yeah I had work.

I bet I do more in those four hours than you do in a week awehawe

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah I had work.

I bet I do more in those four hours than you do in a week awehawe

what do you do? do you get to do it all from the comfort of a chair? one of them spinny ones, you know the ones. uhuh

I do absolutely nothing all day. So, I think I win.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I do absolutely nothing all day. So, I think I win.

Originally posted by Röland
I bet I do more in five minutes than you do in those four hours.

awecrac

Omg.. there was a guy at the bus stop who looked just like you today.. and he had the bluest eyes too.. and I kept catching him looking at me.. and it made me laugh haermm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
what do you do? do you get to do it all from the comfort of a chair? one of them spinny ones, you know the ones. uhuh

No, I have some heavy duty stuff to do too, and I am on my feet a lot, going back and forth to the filing cabinets etc but yes I have a big desk and a spinny chair awesome

Originally posted by Ax3l
I do absolutely nothing all day. So, I think I win.

Then why are you called a Loser? uhuh