I am made of awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Rodent awehuhs

OH! you ***** uhuh

i was going to tell you all about the wedding thing but now i won't biscuits

how do you feel now?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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I feel pretty great 😊

singing

**** uhuh

c'mon, ask me about the wedding thing already? awehawe

whats that song where the bridge goes like "I don't get it, I just don't get it, I try to walk away but my feet won't let me"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
😱

Fine.. Tell me about your wedding thingy? awehawe

Boyzone? laughcry

fine, if it'll shut you up. it was pretty awesome kinda though. so my parents left for the actual wedding bit in the church and that so i had most of the day to do whatever and i was just playing guitar, listening to music, on here, then i watched sky sports news for a bit, keeping up with the scores like. and the cardiff game was on a sky sports 1 at like quarter to five and i missed the first half hour and the goals! i watched until the second half and it was still 2-1 to ****ing wolves! (the final score :'() and i was meant to go to that if it weren't for this ****ing wedding, that i didnt even wanna go to. then a bit into the second half i decide to get dressed in my fancy clothes for this wedding, and tbh, i looked ****ing great like stoned, it was dark and so i could use my window in the mirror and i was all like 'god damn. biscuits', then i picked up my strat copy and it just added like 50% more awesomeness, i know i sound like a **** now, but i looked ****ing great. put my contacts in, then went downstairs watched a bit more of the game, then my sister rang and said her and her bf will be 5 mins, so i put my fancy shoes on and turn the tele off, then i get in the car and we go to brackla to pick up my other sister, and stus being a funny gay dick going on about my long hair and how my mum got my shirt and he was all like "ooo mammy got your shirt did she aw bless" ****ing prick ermmad i even told my mum that i would get myself a shirt and she got it anyway so its not like my fault is it? then pick up my sister and going down the motorway on the way to cardiff and then stu asks about my placement and i say its boring and i might quit soon, and helen is on about how i get on with the owner, cause its only me and her there most of the day and i say its alright and shes pretty old like 50 or something and then stu says "have you ever seen the movie Mrs, Robinson?". 😂 prick. and helen got a card for the people getting married who were apparently our cousins, we knew the groom was mark but we didnt know the brides name, and stu said its probably sarah, "(98% of people named mark marry someone called sarah"😉 and im like 'how do you know that hes like "dont you know, 78% of statistics are made up on the spot". then we get near heath in cardiff and then this is where stu got lost and so we had to phone dad and then we got to the right place and we met someone who was apparently our uncle, and he said to park over there cause we dont have to pay then, and that was the place we just went and thought we were lost! then we get in the place and the music is just the typical wedding disco music, you know? but its so ****ing loud i couldnt hear anything. we eventually found out the name of the bride and my sister gave the card to her and that and then i talked to mark, the groom, and he was on about how i should never cut my hair cause when he did, it never grew back 😐. then for most of the night i was just drinking my coke pretending i could hear people and it was so gunny when rachel, some alcoholic cousin that i hate, tried talking to me and the whole time i was just thinking "get the **** away from me you fat ****ing *****2, it might sound mean but i loved it when she seemed to be choking on something, and she was saying something and im just nodding my head like 'yeah, mhmm, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.', then all i hear is "you weirdo!" and im like "huh, what?, cool". then i talk to andrew who is marks brother, and we go outside for a bit to talk cause the music is so loud, and it was great cause we were just talking about music and bands and stuff like that, he said that he was in a few metal bands and used to have long hair too, hes bald now like his bro though, he was a singer and he said that some of the stuff he got into was crazy and that he met some nutters and then he told me that the best thing to do is have someone who knows what they're doing, like a manager, he said that he recorded some stuff but never an album, and he told me that metallica wouldnt be where they are now without a good manager, i mean hes probably right, cause metallica are known for drinking and partying hard, they probably woudnt make it on stage without someone there to help them ain't it? and he told me that axl rose used to carry on stage a big glass of jack daniels but it was actually just water and lemon or something to help his voice, if it was actual alcohol he wouldnt be able to last 5 minutes. he told me that he liked led zeppelin, deep purple, stuff like that, he said deep purple were his faves cause they incorporated stuff from blues, rock, jazz and even classical. then i told him how my mate ben has taught me how to read music and sheet music and things like that. that was good just talking about music with my cousin who i hadnt seen in years, 8 years i think! then i went back to pretending to hear people and that, then i went for a piss, and when i came out i talked to mark about music as well and stuff, and then he started saying to some guy that he was chatting me up and im like 'awebrow' and he said to me are you going in? i say no, iv just been, and hes like good otherwise that would be really weird. i dunno. then i almost went into the girls toilets but then realised that this wasnt the way back to the main room place, then we were just about to leave and i talked to bob who is about to be my uncle or something, and hes got it set like, on disabled benefits and stays home all day playing on his PS3, he was telling me that he would give me his chipped PS1 when my dad gives him this wood, cause hes makes stuff out of wood, he made a little tank that fires bb bullets like and a spitfire aeroplane and he said if i can fly his helicopter he build that he would give it to me. was pretty cool, haha he even sent me a gif of a girl flashing her ****, and said he could send me jokes and stuff to my phone, cool guy like. and my dad was so drunk! it was pretty funny to see everyone being drunk and watch mayhem commence. it was freezing though so i was glad when i got home. and moose just now sent me a text saying that tottenham, bolten and everton want joe ledley!!! oh

hey, i like it.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Well that was long.. and there was only one good bit..

when you typed gunny instead of funny awehuhs

i dont do it for your entertainment uhuh

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Walshy would've at least graduated middle school if he put that much thought into his classwork.

which one is middle school?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Back. ha-son

Stupid KMC's time never changed when all the clocks did.

glomp

You need to change it manually..

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i dont do it for your entertainment uhuh

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