I am made of awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
too late shocklaugh

ignore that dodgy

wtf.. I need more details.. why did they die from it? 😐

also I keep thinking your avatar is a mouth.. with lipstick and teeth.

Gasp!

Well, the carrot had shap edges because she cut it and it tore her vaginal wall, which led to air and bacteria getting inside her and eventually getting to her heart and killing her.

lul.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Gasp!

Well, the carrot had shap edges because she cut it and it tore her vaginal wall, which led to air and bacteria getting inside her and eventually getting to her heart and killing her.

lul.

Stupid haermm

that's gotta suck though.

Thank god I bought a proper replacement.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Stupid haermm

that's gotta suck though.

Thank god I bought a proper replacement.

yes, the vibrator is the safest way to go. 👆

haermm

What model? awesome

It's just called the slim and slender. it was in the vibe virgins section of the site I bought it from haermm

thought I'd start of with something that's not too scary. and that's easy to hide..
then work my way up. haermm

Gotta get to bed now, got work tomorrow. first time back since I became single.

dreading all the questions and hoping I don't cry. ermm

night wavehand

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's just called the slim and slender. it was in the vibe virgins section of the site I bought it from haermm

thought I'd start of with something that's not too scary. and that's easy to hide..
then work my way up. haermm

haermm

Night higgles. wave

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's just called the slim and slender. it was in the vibe virgins section of the site I bought it from haermm

thought I'd start of with something that's not too scary. and that's easy to hide..
then work my way up. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
haermm

Night higgles. wave

jes?

jam

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
............Can I borrow it? mmm

No 😐

Originally posted by Röland
jam

ha-jam

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's just called the slim and slender. it was in the vibe virgins section of the site I bought it from haermm

thought I'd start of with something that's not too scary. and that's easy to hide..
then work my way up. haermm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
what website mmm

a sex toy website.. obviously aweroll

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
a sex toy website.. obviously aweroll

Piggle! Hai! awesome

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
link awehawe

ffs do your own work! ****ing google sex toys awehawe

Originally posted by Röland
Piggle! Hai! awesome

Oh hai there babe awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ffs do your own work! ****ing google sex toys awehawe

Oh hai there babe awesome

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you have got the worst attitude awehawe

haermm

I know mwah